Nazz: Bonjour, Y/n. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
Y/n: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
Nazz: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.
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Y/n: Where the devil is Sarah?
Ed: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe she melted?
Y/n, sarcastically: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?
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Edd, who's bad at flirting: I like your name
Y/n: Thanks, I got it for my birthday
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Y/n: time sensitive question how flirt boy
Sarah: Throw rocks at he
Rolf: Hot dog
Kevin: Kill him
Y/n: thanks guys
Nazz:
Nazz: I'm sorry wHAT
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Y/n: *kicks "G" off Graveyard sign*
Y/n: Let's get this party started
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Edd: You always look so unapproachable.
Y/n: And yet, here you are.
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Y/n, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Nazz: Hey.
Rolf: Hi.
Kevin: Hello.
Jimmy: Hey!
Y/n: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Sarah: We were out of Doritos.
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'Can I copy the homework?'
Nazz: I can help you with it!
Y/n: Yeah, sure.
Kevin: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Rolf: lol nope.
Jimmy: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Sarah: *Read 5:55pm*
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Jimmy: Hewwo.
Nazz: Hihiiiiii!
Kevin: Greetings, Humans.
Y/n: Three kinds of people.
Rolf: I want pudding.
Y/n: Four kinds of people.
Sarah: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Jimmy: Five kinds of people.
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Y/n: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Nazz: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Y/n: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING JIMMY AND SARAH WITH ME
Edd, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
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Bittersweet | Ed Edd N Eddy x Reader
FanfictionY/N is a girl that may look beautiful, but she has a heart frozen by ice. Will her cold heart be melted by the children of the cul-de-sac, or will her emotions remain unseeable? find out by reading this kinda bad fanfic!
