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Incorrect Quotes 4: im sorry

Eddy: I like your shirt

Y/n: thanks, it was 50% off

Eddy: I'd like it 100% off

Y/n: the store can't just give out free stuff

Eddy: that's not what I-

Y/n: that's a terrible way to run a business, Eddy.

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Y/n: what are you gonna do, stab me?

Robber: *stabs them*

Y/n:... I shouldn't have asked

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Kevin: I love you

Y/n: wrong number

Kevin: you're sitting right there

Y/n: wrong address

Kevin: but we-

Y/n: please leave a message after the tone. Beep.

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Edd: *picks up the phone* what Y/n, I'm busy

Y/n: do you think drinking 36 cans of monster consecutively would make my senses heightened or would I just die?

Edd:

Edd: I'm on my way

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Sarah: -and now a Gay update with Nazz Von Bottomshmeer

Nazz: getting gayer

Sarah: thank you Nazz

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Y/n: I want to be a caterpillar

Edd: explain?

Y/n: eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful...

Edd: you know that they have a lifespan of two weeks, right?

Y/n: that's another highlight

Edd: Y/N NO-

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Nazz: I like how we say "oh man" to express disappointment.

Y/n: because men are disappointing

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Kevin: alright, so you and I are married-

Y/n: we are not married.

Kevin: relax, it's just pretend

Y/n: I don't wanna pretend.

Kevin: scared you'll like it?

Y/n: okay, if we're married, I want a divorce.

Rolf: Are Kevin-boy and Y/n-girl always like two monkeys in a rubber cabbage?

Nazz: no idea what that means, but yeah.

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Y/n: you wanna see how hardcore I am?

Y/n: *punches a wall*

Edd: I'm taking you to the hospital today, aren't I?

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Kevin: Bitch you boutta get in this car, or I'm poppin' between yo eyes

Y/n: hey, I know you! I saw your dick on Twitter

Kevin: GOD DAMMIT-

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Toonish (The Author): ah yes today is a day