Bittersweet | Ed Edd N Eddy x Reader

EENE MEMES

A/N: Hello! I just wanted to make a quick chapter, but make sure it's still kinda long, so I decided that sometimes I would make something like a Harry Potter AU one off or something like this, just to make sure that you guys don't get bored with the story! If one AU get's popular though, I might make a part 2 or maybe a whole other book! Anyway, ENJOY MEMES!

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Sarah: Y/N, is that a weed?!

Y/N: No, this is a crayon-

Sarah: I'M CALLING THE POLICE!

Also Sarah: *puts 9 1 1 into a microwave*

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency?

Eddy: Hey Edd I just bought this new jawbreaker umbrella *opens umbrella*

Edd: Eddy that's bad luck

Eddy: Chill out, dude-

Y/N: WHO SUMMONED ME?!

Edd and Eddy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rando: Hey kid you want some blades?

Y/N: No, blades are for skatin'!

Also Y/N: *gets very close to rando* Ya dingus

Also ALSO Y/N: *skating away* It's kinda snowy!

Y/N: oh hi thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garbage~

Nazz: Y/N NO-

Y/N, probably very sugar high: I wanna be a yoyo man, make me a yoyo man!

Edd, holding a yoyo: Y/N, what-

Y/N: but the yoyo master did not answer, he just kept on yoing

Y/N: BOO!

Sarah: ahh! Stop! I coulda dropped my croissant!

Ed: my name is Ed with a B, and I've been afraid of insects my entire life-

Edd: stop, stop. Where?

Ed: what?

Edd: where's the B?

Ed: ThErE's A bEe?

Y/N: *tries to pour cereal into a bowl but lemons come out of the box instead*

Also Y/N: welp, when life gives you lemons-

Jimmy talking to Eddy: stop saying I look like Chicken Little! He's a coward, and I'm not a coward!

Edd, showing off a towel with a water stain: the flag of Japan, but it's actually a hand towel with a perfectly placed water stain!

Kevin, imitating Edd: Oh crap I just peed on my towel accidentally, better turn this into clout!

Edd: it was a WATER STAIN! I had an ice pack and it LEAKED onto the towel I DIDN'T FREAKING PEE ON IT!

Y/N: You peed on it. You peed on it didn't you, lil piss boy

Edd: I DIDN'T PISS I DIDN'T!!! I'M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY!!!! I'M NOT!!!!!

Y/N: Okay, let's do some math. Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap-

Kevin: wait, why does Johnny have so many soaps?!

Johnny, pouring soap onto his desk: MIND YOUR BUISNESS KEVIN!!!

Kevin: hello everyone welcome to T-T-T-T-T-Target!

Rolf & Johnny: *plays airhorns*

A/N: Okay, what did you guys think? I've been wanting to make a Harry Potter au chapter, or a My Hero Academia au. I think that would be a nice break from the cul-de-sac.