Enter Title Here (a sleepy bois story)

Chapter 33

{eating disorder, mention or nightmare, joking about suicide attempts, swearing, guns?} 

Phil took a deep breath and turned to the kitchen. He was glad he knew how to cook because he seemed to be the only one making sure everyone ate. He decided to try cooking eggs again so he got out all the things and prepared to start cooking them when the first person got up. He then sat down at the table and texted his wife. He hadn't been able to call her much so if she was awake now was a good time.

She started work at 6 in the morning so she was awake and gratefully took a break to call him. They talked about Techno and Wil. Then about Tommy, he left out Tubbo's situation but did mention that they might share the place with his family. They talked about her work and his last stream. At some point the sun had fully risen and he realized that he should start cooking soon, because he could hear the children in their room talking.

He said his goodbyes and began cooking. He started with a single egg and a slice of toast, then went and knocked on the door to the minors room. After they had both come out, he gave Tommy his food and started on Tubbo's. Now that Tommy and Tubbo's talking wasn't blocked by a door it was enough to wake up Wilbur, who came out of his room looking half dead half still sleeping. Wilbur sat down and put his head on the counter. Phil pushed a plate of food to him too and he ate it gratefully.

Techno stayed asleep until everyone else had eaten then he got up and came to the kitchen. Phil handed him a plate with a cut up apple knowing he wouldn't be able to eat a whole breakfast after his nightmare. Techno then sat next to Wilbur who was watching as Tubbo ran around screaming while Tommy chased him with a toy gun that Wilbur had gotten for a video that never ended up happening because of the pandemic.

Wilbur smiled at Techno then held up the small pack of bullets. "Not even loaded." Wil said in a whisper. Techno laughed. Tubbo came screaming through and into the living room.

"We should get Tubbo one so he has some self defense." Phil says as he sits down to eat his own food. Wilbur laughed and Techno nodded. "Wil, can you get them to settle down for a bit so they don't hurt each other?" Phil had tried multiple times and was hoping Wilbur could do it so he didn't have to get Techno involved.

"Gremlin, no weapons until 9 PM GST." Tommy burst out laughing before getting ready to attack again, but it was enough for Wilbur to steal the gun. Tommy stopped laughing quickly while Tubbo started.

"Hey, bitch boy. Give me back my gun, I need to kill Tubbo." Tubbo laughed harder as Wilbur set the gun on the counter. Techno took it and put it in the pocket of his hoodie.

"Not to alarm anyone but you could have just not come to my house." Tubbo said. Techno laughed and tried to cover it with a cough, Wilbur smiled before looking at him with sarcastic astoundment. Phil groaned and Tommy burst out laughing again.

"Naw man, you can't steal my kill." Tommy joked back. Techno couldn't hide his laughter this time. Wilbur let out a short laugh before hitting Tommy over the head.

"No killing anyone, friend or self." Phil called as he started to load the rest of the dishes.

"I think the phrase is friend or foe." Wilbur called as he headed back to his room to get ready. "Tubbo get ready, you have to go home today." Tubbo and Tommy both whined at the reminder.

Tubbo dragged his feet to their room to get his things together. Tommy followed and once they were in the room Tubbo squealed, probably hit with a pillow or something. Techno turned back to Phil who was drying his hands.

"So offer today? Or wait till we have the house?" Phil thought on Techno's question for a bit.

"Ask today, but make sure she knows it isn't set in stone. I think it will be though. The realtor got back to me yesterday. We are the only people interested." Phil pulled out his phone and Techno nodded. "I will actually be meeting with her on Wednesday as long as you and Wil are free. Toms will be at school."

"No I have a bunch of things to do, like meet girls and go to parties. All Wednesday." Techno stated sarcastically. Unluckily for him, Tommy came out just in time to hear this.

"Techno's got a girlfriend?" He raised his eyebrows suggestively.

"Oh, fuck off Tommy." Techno said, "Like you know any women either." Tommy snorted a laugh.

"I will have you know I do know a woman." Tommy said matter of factly.

"It better not be the queen."

"Nope, she's from my school. Name is Lily Stray. She's got devil eyes. Didn't I tell you about her?" Tommy pushed himself onto the counter, Phil laughed.

"Red contacts do not equal devil eyes." Phil said. Tommy made a sound of disagreement.

"She said they were devil eyes. She likes them." Tommy said as Techno nodded in agreement.

"I would like devil eyes, Da-Phil, can I have devil eyes?" Tommy started laughing. "Contacts hurt my eyes though." Techno said thoughtfully while Tommy was still laughing. Techno gave Tommy a death glare but Tommy just laughed more.

Tubbo came out of their room in fresh clothes and with his backpack on his back. Wilbur came out shortly after with a new hoodie on and his keys in his hand. "I must have missed a great joke." Wilbur said as Tommy tried to stop laughing.

"All I said was contacts hurt my eyes." Techno said as he stood and pushed Tommy off the counter.

"Hey, I was sitting there bitch." Tommy scowled after he had processed the sudden level change.

"And I pushed you off, we need to get going." Techno led Wilbur to the door while Tubbo helped Tommy up.

"You need to get beat." Tommy muttered under his breath.

"Phil said no killing." Tubbo whispered to Tommy as they both headed out to the car where Techno and Wil were waiting.

"Yea, yea. I won't kill him, just beat him up, I reckon I could." Tommy muttered as he got into the car. Tubbo pat his back sympathetically. Phil stayed in the house and started FaceTime with his wife. He was really excited to get to see his wife again even though it had only been 2 weeks since they had last seen each other. His best estimate was she could come and stay in a hotel in maybe 3 weeks but even with that he wanted to stay here with the boys to keep them safe.

Wilbur pulled out onto the street and Techno put some music on. It all sounded strange and foreign to Tommy and Tubbo but Techno and Wil seemed to know whatever it was. Tommy and Tubbo started discussing their own things in the back. 

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HI. so I have possibly one more for this upload chunk. That's what I'm calling them now. Also ignore me having 3 different floor plans for wilbur house. 

I have big things planned for Phil, Tubbo, and Wil right now. Any quesses on what they are? Please guess. I really like knowing what you guys are thinking and stuff. 

Also feel free to go back and comment chapter titles. I need to title them but I can't think of names very well, for example the title of this book.