Interviewee: BUMBLEBEE (aka "Bee")
Interviewers: MEGATRON & RED ALERT (aka "Reddie")
The Transcript
Due to Bee's voice box being damaged, the transcript is translated.
Megatron: Seriously? You're a suspect?
Bumblebee: Yeah. Everyone is.
Megatron: You're just a little squirt.
Red Alert: You mustn't forget it's always the one you don't think about!
Megatron: Yeah, we all know. Anyways, let's get this over with.
Red Alert: No, we need to take our time!
Megatron: [raising his fist] You gonna make me get someone else?
Bumblebee: Stop it.
Megatron: Ugh, ya'll disgust me. Anyways, first question. What was your relationship with Ultra Magnus?
Bumblebee: Ironhide and I talked to him for a bit at a marketplace down in Harmonex. Arcee, Chromia, and Sunstreaker were off chatting with some other vendors. Ironhide and I were at our own booth, trading whatever. Ironhide really wanted this hat Magnus had, but Magnus was playing tough. Ironhide was offering all sorts of gems and ammunition, and Magus kept on saying "Nah. This is a special hat, and it has a special price". Well, that pissed Ironhide off. He finally got the hat, but that was after trading 12 rounds of ammunition, seven Harmonex singing crystals, a bag of some sort of snack, and 23 energon cubes. You're gonna have to ask him some more about it.
Megatron: Interesting. Red Alert, we're going to be Ironhide's interviewers as well. Next question: what were your thoughts about Ultra Magnus?
Bumblebee: Tough as nails but a good spark. I've heard he has extreme OCD. He doesn't bother me, though. I found his stand off with Ironhide to be funny.
Red Alert: Can I do the last one?
Megatron: I don't care.
Red Alert: Bumblebee, who do you think did it?
Bumblebee: Megatron.
Megatron: What? Why?
Bumblebee: You immediately attacked Arcee when we came through the gates. You got some aggression.
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