Interviewee: RATCHET
Interviewers: STARSCREAM & CHROMIA
The Transcript
Ratchet: [sitting down] You doing two in a row?
Starscream: Yeah, Arcee said it was alright. I didn't really get to do many others.
Ratchet: Ah. I'm not too popular, am I?
Chromia: What do you mean?
Ratchet: Oh, I can hear a few of the things that people say during the interviews. Thin walls.
Chromia: Yeah, a few think you did it because you were second in command.
Ratchet: I mean, it is a viable theory. I understand the reasoning.
Starscream: Yeah, I don't think any of it is because people don't like you personally. It's just about the ranking.
Ratchet: Makes sense. Alright, wanna get started?
Chromia: Sure. One: what was your relationship with Ultra Magnus?
Ratchet: Second in command and first in command. We have been working together for eons.
Chromia: Two: what were your thoughts about Ultra Magnus?
Ratchet: Respected the hell out of him. He's been great about getting us out of tight spots with ruffians and bandits. He's a real hero, if you ask me. He always knew what to say, and he was an amazing caretaker for Red Alert. Reddie kinda "imprints" on people, like a cyberduck does. He quickly imprinted on Magnus, so that says a lot about the guy. Reddie is picky about who he clings to, and he's probably seeking someone out right now. Oh Primus, I hope he doesn't become attached to whoever the killer is.
Starscream: He seems like a kind fellow, so I think Red Alert will find someone like him.
Ratchet: I really do hope so. I hope he also imprints on someone from the newcomer group. Honestly, I just want him to cling to me and we call it a day.
Chromia: Well, whatever happens, it's all up to Reddie. Last question?
Ratchet: Sure.
Chromia: Who do you think did it?
Ratchet: Dear Primus, I don't know. Ugh, let's just say Airachnid. Red Alert's been spooked about her since we got here, and he's got a powerful intuition.
Chromia: Interesting. Before we wrap this up, I got my own question for you.
Ratchet: Ask away.
Chromia: If you respected Magnus so much, why did Tailgate say that you dislike him?
Ratchet: What? That's not true. Tailgate!
[Ratchet runs out the door]
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