Sanders Sides Ship Song-Fics

You Belong With Me (Prinxiety)

Song above if you want to listen to it
Yes, I'm going to completely ignore the pronouns used in the song because why not?!
WARNING: Mention of cheating, Daniel, crying

You're on the phone with your girlfriend, she's upset
She's going off about something that you said

"No, that's not what I'm saying." Virgil flopped onto his bed, staring up at his ceiling. "Dan, that's not what-" Virgil sighed. "Daniel, sorry. I know you don't like nicknames."

Virgil winced slightly at the stream of anger coming from the other end of the phone.

"Well I can't help it, Daniel. I give everyone I care about nicknames."

"What, like your 'friend' Roman?" Daniel snapped. Virgil closed his eyes.

"Daniel, I've already told you, I don't-"

"Liar."

'Cause she doesn't get your humor like I do

"Daniel, I was just joking around with Roman." Virgil explained for what felt like the 100th time.

"Yeah, sure."

"Look, I'm sorry for what I did. I really am! I didn't think you'd take it as such a big deal."

"Well maybe you should've thought twice." Daniel snapped. Virgil tried not to sigh audibly again.

"Me and Roman have been friends since we were kids. He's just my friend, that's all. I promise."

I'm in my room, it's a typical Tuesday night

Roman scrunched his face up as Virgil threw a piece of paper at him, giggling.

"Ha ha, very funny, Emo Nightmare." Roman said, rolling his eyes. "Now come on, we need to study."

Virgil rolled his eyes. "Studying's boring."

I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like

"Sorry you find studying to get a decent job in the future tiring, Hot Topic, but we've got a test on Thursday, remember?"

"It's a French test. Neither of us are going to move to France." Virgil protested.

"Which is why we're listening to Beauty And The Beast." Roman said, leaning over to turn the volume on his record player up.

"I still don't see how this is going to help." Virgil said, giving up on the book he was reading and putting it over his face instead.

"It's to engrain French-ness into our heads."

Virgil let out the little laugh that Roman could never get enough of. "You know, Dan would hate if he knew I was doing this." He muttered.

"Mhm, and which would he hate more?" Roman asked. "The hanging out with me part or the Disney music part?"

"It's a tough call..." Virgil said, trailing off into thought. "But I think he hates Disney more than you, Sir Sing-A-Lot."

"Well, I am very offended by that." Roman said, putting a hand over his heart and laughing a little.

And she'll never know your story like I do

"Hey, remember when we had that teacher in Year 5?" Virgil asked. "What was her name... Mrs Addy?"

"Mrs Adelaide." Roman said, smiling a little.

"Yeah. And you kept making Guys And Dolls references about her and I was just wondering 'what the shit has gotten into my best friend'?" Virgil laughed.