Sanders Sides Ship Song-Fics

Little Miss Perfect (Logicality)

Song above if you want to listen to it
Requested by Littlekat07. Hope I didn't mess this up too much.
WARNING: Mention of alcohol, kissing without consent

Straight hair, straight A's, straight forward
Straight path, I don't cut corners

"Logan, come on."

"Nearly finished."

Roman groaned and pulled the pen out of Logan's hand.

"H-Hey. I'm not done yet. Give."

Roman rolled his eyes and gave Logan back his pen. Logan snatched for it but Roman held it behind his back. "You seriously need to relax."

"I seriously need to finish my homework. Give me my pen back."

"Or?"

Logan pushed his glasses up his nose. "Or I'll... dammit. Just give me the pen."

Roman laughed and handed the taller boy his pen. Logan snatched it back and glared at Roman.

"Jesus Christ, you're fucking Gollum." Roman said. "Loosen up and just cheat, like everyone else."

"Nu-uh, no way. I don't cut corners."

Roman let out a loud, fake cough that sounded like the word 'perfectionist'. Logan rolled his eyes and shoved him. Roman laughed and shoved him back.

I make a point to be on time

"Logan, why are you speed-walking?" Roman said, trying to catch up with the taller boy.

"We're going to be late."

"We've got five minutes, calm down."

"I'm going to be late, then."

"Oh Jesus. Why do I even try with you?"

Logan sighed and started walking faster. "Believe me, I've been asking myself that question since high school."

Head out the student council
I don't black out at parties

Logan looked up from his book as his music cut out and his phone started to ring. He sighed.

"Hello?"

"Lo, hi."

"Oh Jesus Christ. Janus, what do you want?"

"Virgil's older brother's holding a party. Wanna come? There's some cute guys."

"Janus, first, it's a Wednesday, second of all, I'm straight."

"So what?"

"To which point?" Logan asked, dead-pan.

"Both. Everyone's 'straight' for some part of their life. Also, there's not booze or anything."

"You're speech is significantly slurred. You may be able to lie well, Janus, but lies only work if you're sober."

"Lo-" Janus whined.

"No. I don't want to hear it. Goodbye."

"Killjoy." Was the reply before Logan put down his phone. Logan sighed in annoyance.

"Do I have any books on untraceable poisons?" He wondered.

I jam to Paul McCartney
If you ask me how I'm doing
I'll say...
Well, hmm

Logan sighed as he sat down.

"Dear God."

"Jan called you too, huh?" Logan looked up at Roman.