Incorrect Quotes #6 - Steve Saga & Steve Saga Origins Edition!

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More incorrect quotes, because it's been a short while since I've done some!

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Sabre: Tale as old as time~

Lucas: Meme as old as vine~

Sabre & Lucas: Beauty and the YEET~

Galaxy Suit: What?

Galaxy Ship: Don't. Questioning it only encourages them.

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Professor Red: Since when have drapes been flammable?

Rainbow Steve: Since always!

Blue Steve: Drapes have always been flammable!

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Sabre: I'm microwaving some coffee!

Parasite: Wow, you really did give up on trying to get your life together.

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Alex: When you die, how do you want to be remembered?

The Guardian: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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Nightmare Steve: Why do I have to be the bad guy?

Rainbow Steve: I don't know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

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Void Steve: Oh, here's my award for the most rules broken when keeping the Universe in balance!

Elemental Steve: Void.

Elemental Steve: That's an angry letter from Galaxy Steve.

Void Steve:

Void Steve: Well it has the word "most" in it, so I'm calling it an award.

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Light Steve: Y'know how people say teenagers have no fear of death? That they're never going to get hurt? Well not me, okay? I was born with the gift of fear!

Rainbow Steve: But I'm pretty sure most teenagers are dep-

Sabre: shhHHHH-

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Elder Blue: It has already begun.. A thousand years of darkness..

Rainbow Steve:

Rainbow Steve: Why a thousand?

Elder Blue: It's actually 962 years, but a thousand sounds more ominous.

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Sabre, to Guardian: Now, the key part of this plan is that we work as a team.

Guardian:

Sabre: Which means you do everything I tell you.

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Illusion: Your future self is disappointed in you for the decisions you're currently making.

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