More incorrect quotes, because it's been a short while since I've done some!
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Sabre: Tale as old as time~
Lucas: Meme as old as vine~
Sabre & Lucas: Beauty and the YEET~
Galaxy Suit: What?
Galaxy Ship: Don't. Questioning it only encourages them.
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Professor Red: Since when have drapes been flammable?
Rainbow Steve: Since always!
Blue Steve: Drapes have always been flammable!
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Sabre: I'm microwaving some coffee!
Parasite: Wow, you really did give up on trying to get your life together.
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Alex: When you die, how do you want to be remembered?
The Guardian: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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Nightmare Steve: Why do I have to be the bad guy?
Rainbow Steve: I don't know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.
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Void Steve: Oh, here's my award for the most rules broken when keeping the Universe in balance!
Elemental Steve: Void.
Elemental Steve: That's an angry letter from Galaxy Steve.
Void Steve:
Void Steve: Well it has the word "most" in it, so I'm calling it an award.
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Light Steve: Y'know how people say teenagers have no fear of death? That they're never going to get hurt? Well not me, okay? I was born with the gift of fear!
Rainbow Steve: But I'm pretty sure most teenagers are dep-
Sabre: shhHHHH-
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Elder Blue: It has already begun.. A thousand years of darkness..
Rainbow Steve:
Rainbow Steve: Why a thousand?
Elder Blue: It's actually 962 years, but a thousand sounds more ominous.
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Sabre, to Guardian: Now, the key part of this plan is that we work as a team.
Guardian:
Sabre: Which means you do everything I tell you.
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Illusion: Your future self is disappointed in you for the decisions you're currently making.
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FanfictionSo, I may or may not have completely fallen back into the Steve Saga fandom once Sabre brought it back- Anyways, hello everyone! You may be familiar with me- I've written a few fanfictions for the Steve Saga in the past! (Keeping in mind they they'r...