More incorrect quotes ÒwÓ
Question: Should I make a whole book dedicated to Incorrect Quotes for the Steve Saga, Steve Saga Origins, ect?
Ima make a community post about it after this is out, look out for that so I can give ya more feedback!
Last thing: There will be swear words in this. You have been w a r n e d-
Well with that out of the way,
~🌺🌸Enjoy!🌸🌺~
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Sabre: WELCOME TO FUCKING APPLE BEES! WOULD YOU LIKE APPLES, OR BEES?
Origin Steve: Uh.. Bees..?
Galaxy Steve: HE HAS CHOSEN BEES!!
*Alex walks in, aggressively shaking a jar of bees*
Origin Steve: WAIT-
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*In the Spirit World*
Hypno Steve: Rainbow, your existence confuses me.
Rainbow Steve: How so?
Hypno Steve: I am meant to be your enemy, but the thought of doing anything harmful to you upsets me.
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Void Steve: *Traps wasp under a cup*
Galaxy Steve: *Walks in and places two more cups*
Void Steve, softly: Please no-
Galaxy Steve: *Starts shuffling the cups around*
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Void Steve, holding Galaxy Steve: Would you slap him for a day of unlimited power?
Time Steve: What? No!
Elemental Steve: I'd do it for free
Time Steve: W h a t-
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Galaxy Steve: Dear Santa, I've been really naughty this year..
Illusion Steve taking control: And it was worth it you fat, judgemental son of a bitch-
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Alex: Do you think different laundry detergents have different flavours?
Galaxy Steve: They do.
(Elder Blue) Overseer: Why did you say that so confidently-
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Lucas: Oops, I think you dropped something-
Also Lucas: *Leans down, picking up and putting on a pair of sunglasses before standing back up* It was your standards. Hi, I'm Lucas-
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The Guardian: The best part of an Oreo is the cookie part.
Demon Steve: Without darkness, light is blinding. Without light, darkness consumes all. One cannot live without the other.
The Guardian: Yo Demon, it's a fucking cookie-
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*On Lucas's server*
Light Steve, becoming possessed: *Loads a nurf gun with real bullets* It's nurf or nothING-
Lucas, with all the other Steves on the sever peeking out from behind him: Light Steve, N O-
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Galaxy Steve: Wait, are you flirting with me?
Alex: Have been for the past few generations, thank you for noticing though.
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Sabre: What are you doing?
Galaxy Steve: Sitting in a pool of blood.
Sabre: Is it your blood?
Galaxy Steve: I think it's from the stab wound-
Sabre: YOU WERE STABBED?!
Galaxy Steve: ...
Galaxy Steve: Uh- A b o u t t h a t-
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Hypno Steve: People are always like; "Are you a morning person or a night person", but I'm barley even a person.
Alex and Sabre: Are you okay?
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Sabre: Yesterday I accidentally kicked Galaxy Steve in the head and I couldn't decide wether to say "Are you fucking okay?!" Or "I'm so sorry!"
Sabre: I ended up saying "Are you fucking sorry?!" And The Galaxy Ship hasn't stopped laughing since!
*Galaxy Ship in the background laughing his head off*
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Time Steve: Rules are not made to be broken! Nothing is made to be broken!
Elemental Steve: Glow-sticks
Memory Steve: Piñatas
Void Steve: Karate boards
Illusion Steve: Spaghetti when you have a small pot
Galaxy Steve: R u l e s
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Rainbow Steve: I often get asked what it's like having Hypno Steve as a friend..
Rainbow Steve: Once I asked him for a cup of water, and he handed me a glass full of ice and said "Wait".
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~🌿☘️A/N☘️🌿~
This was actually pretty fun to write XD
Hope you all enjoyed reading it!!
See ya in the next chapter!
Bye!!
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