Lost In Remnants

Worthless

The Doctor:

Every time. Literally every time I went to do something now my sister was gone, this happened. Why did I always get into so much more trouble when I was alone?

"Bye, then." I cried, rushing to the TARDIS. "Lovely meeting you. Sorry about the mess."

Neffy pinned me against the door, stroking my hair. Bit weird, not going to lie, I was not my cat. "You think I'll just let you leave without me, after what we've just been through?"

No. No, no, no. Learned my lesson with Liz One, I was not marrying the local Queen's anymore. "You've got the Egyptian people to rule, Queen Nefertiti. They'll need reassuring after that weapon bearing giant alien locust attack we just stopped rather brilliantly." My phone made a noise, making her jump and I got free from her embrace. "Oh dear, sorry. I've got it set to Temporal News For You. That's interesting."

"What is?"

This could be fun, actually. "Nothing. Not interesting. Not at all." Brand new place! I was in. "Ooo, never been there. Exciting! I'm off!" She was apparently coming with me. Eh, it would be fine, I'd remember to drop her back off. Hopefully. "Coming! Oh, Divvy, you found your lead! Amazing. Okay, short trip someone, then you go find her bedroom. It's out there somewhere, and it's where her photos are."

Nefertiti was infatuated with my flatmate, as Divinity was not my pet, nor was she my Familiar, we just co-shared the TARDIS, so she took the lead and harness as we went to the Indian Space Agency in roughly 2367AD. Because it wouldn't be BC, would it? "Craft size approximately ten million square kilometres."

"A ship the size of Canada coming at Earth very fast." I surmised, not that Divvy had been to Canada, nor had Neffy existed at a time where Canada was Canada. "Any signs of life?"

"We sent up a drone craft. It took these readings."

Ah. Ah, there was a bunch of low brain activity creatures. Well, possibly time to fix yet another friendship my sister broke. "Crikey, Charlie, look at that. Ooo, I know someone who'd love to have a look at that. And the Ponds. Mustn't forget the Ponds, Neffy and Divvy. Haven't seen them in ages. I'm riffing. People usually stop me when I'm riffing or carry on without me." Huh. That could be a reason to bring her in. She could not be happy alone. "That's also an option."

Neffy took the latter choice, fussing Divvy. Egyptians worshipped cats, so it was a match made it heaven for them when Divvy was bigger and far fluffier than the Egyptian Mau, and adored adoration. "Can you communicate with this craft?"

"She's with me. Good question, Neffy."

"No." Indira replied simply. "No response on any channel in any recognised language. If it comes within ten thousand kilometres of Earth, we send up missiles."

Of course. What else would you send? I suppose a fruit basket would be too much to ask. "Oh, Indira, I liked you before you said missiles. How long till the ship gets that close?"

"Six hours nineteen minutes."

Ah, really not much time. "Right. Better get a shift on, then. leave it with us. Come on, Neffy. No, Divvy, you can't sing them the song of your people, okay? Stop just yowling and calling it singing. No, it is not singing, stop arguing or I'll hide the catnip."

I left her in the TARDIS with Neffy, not that she minded and went to get person one. Lets hope he forgave me for Lizzy. "More stew?"

"Where've you been, man?" Riddell asked, sat in his tent on the African Plains. "Seven Months. Your sister said you were popping out for more liquorice, then did Her eye trick to make my two dancers go home after stealing my trousers and money."