*y/n wakes up on wandas couch, everything looks like it's from the dinosaur age*

y/n: wanda what in the rockity rock rock dust must crust shit is this
wanda: its my home...our home
y/n: your hot but im only into milfs
*tommy and billy walk in and hug wanda.*
billy: hi mommy!
y/n: *sharting alot*
suddenly there is an explosion and the entire rock house starts shaking and all the rocks crumble and crush and kill billy and tommy.
wanda: no
*y/n and wanda walk outside and c the barrier to westview broken and the falcon is there*
sam: wanda stop
wanda: ok *stops*
sam: *picks up y/n and flies away*
y/n: *shits like a bird everywhere they fly past.*
sam pov: she's so...bird like...im into that
y/n; CACAAW
sam: you have such a way with words. do you want to meet my family
y/n: no
sam: *drops y/n into the ocean*
y/n: AAAAAAAA
*before y/n drops, all of the sudden spiderman comes out of nowhere and swings and picks up y/n and brings her to safety.*
tom poland: are you ok?
y/n: *coughs spit into his face* yes
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john walker x reader
Fanfictionhe will risk it all for u he is a government man u are a waitress with elemtental powers will he fall in love with u?? includes: enemies to lovers, lovers to enemies, second chances, soulmates, love triangles, forbidden love, slow burn and so much...
