he will risk it all for u
he is a government man
u are a waitress with elemtental powers
will he fall in love with u??
includes: enemies to lovers, lovers to enemies, second chances, soulmates, love triangles, forbidden love, slow burn and so much...
y/n: im gonna be honest i kind of wanted you to be dead it would be alot less confusing on me
dr stranfe: but whey *begins juggling*
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y/n: everyone is in love with me and i dont know how to choose...your all so nice... *kills dr stranfe with elemental powers*
dr stranfe: ok *dies*
y/n: bye
*y/n doesn't rly now were o go now, loki wa dad, cky was with his sulmae, sara wa proaby ead idk, sam as dad, it flt like everwhere se ent sh brught defth with hr an se wan't sure hy*
y/n: i know what i have to do..
*all of the sudden quicksilver from the xmen appears*
fietro: sup
y/n: who are u
fietro: peeta
katniss: PEETA!
y/n: WNADA
wanda: i opened the multiverse cause my kids died
y/n: well did you find them
wanda: no
y/n: *sharts in anger*
wanda: have you been taking your MEDICATION
y/n: no it has weird side affects, makes my armpits taste weurd
wanda: ok
juan from another universe appears out of nowhere
juan: es hora de comer
y/n: comer que?
juan: culo
y/n: man i dont speak burrito what does culo mean
wanda: *uses chaos magic to make torres appear out of nowhere*
y/n: *shits again* hes low-key fire he kinda cute and everything he is everything i want and need he is the moon to my stars he is the moon to my stars he is the sun to my mars he is the nicki to my barbz he is the alcoholic to my bar
wanda: *starts beatboxing*
torres: culo means *whispers into wandas ear*
wanda: *giggles*
y/n: what does it mean *starts tummy rumbling*
wanda: you don't want to know
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y/n: YOU CANT MAKE THAT CHOICE FOR ME WANDA! *the rumbling got worse, the earth began shaking*
wanda: dont make me do this
y/n: bring it on red jelly bean headass period blood colored milf mfo stank ass ugly ass big forehead small ass no badonkadonk lack in the trunk jungle gym cup rim hank pym car rim minecraft skin *she could not hold her bowel movements back any louder, her fart became nuclear and made the loudest noise ever. it traveler throughout the universe and exceeded what was thought to be possible of space and time*
wanda: that's just mean
y/n: sorry *uses magic and teleports wanda into visons casket*
wanda: vishawn doesn't have a casket i didn't get to bury him
y/n: oh
wanda: yeah
y/n: *uses powers and teleports wanda to percy jackson*
wanda: this isn't so bad
y/n: *it's the movie version*
wanda: NOOO
y/n: now that that's settled i can live my life free of avengers and be the only hero because everyone else keeps FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME!
*all of the sudden thor comes back from asgard to see the mess and he immediately falls in love with y/n*
