you had taken a moment to dress yourself since your parents were tragically killed in a freak birthday party clown accident (you don't like to talk about it)
your dress:hair:
makeup:
you quietly sang to yourself since no one was there to do it for you
but the only think slipping was the shit from your asshole. it was so hard to hold in but just one day you couldn't go atomic, you needed to keep your dress clean.
you took a deep breath and slowly walked out with your veil over your face, you slowly came into the church with this song playing
you slowly looked around, the remains of your family and his were there
a few tears and farts slipped out as you continued walking theoufh the chapel. you pissed a little and slipped on the piss then started crying. tom polland slowly helped you up then you both slipped on the piss and fell again. you finally got back up but you fell again then got back up and slipped. . you finally got back up but you fell again then got back up and slipped . . you finally got back up but you fell again then got back up and slipped. then you finally got ba- no you slipped again. you crawled to the altar then stood up and tom polland took off your veil
tom: ew *puts your veil back on*
*the priest recites the entire thing*
priest: now if anyone has any reason why these two should not be together speak now or forever hold your peace
he waited a few seconds, nothing
priest: wel-
suddenly the doors opened, a large loud "WAIT" was heard.
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john walker x reader
Fanfictionhe will risk it all for u he is a government man u are a waitress with elemtental powers will he fall in love with u?? includes: enemies to lovers, lovers to enemies, second chances, soulmates, love triangles, forbidden love, slow burn and so much...