john walker x reader

chapter 12: confrontation

*y/n tracks down mephistr wearing her superhero outfet*

*her theme song in one of her earbuds*

y/n: MEPHISTO YOU ASS FART!!
*y/n has found mephisto hiden write in plane sight, in buckys apartment. y/n smeled it. bucky was of in steves cofin so he wasn't there*

mphisto: how did u find meh

y/n: im the piss which

mephisto: i knew...i knew i censed some power in you...i smeled it..

*juhn in the corner cowfing up bloud*

y/n: JUAN!!

mepister: YOU WANT HIM YOU GO THRU ME

y/n: *walks through mephisto and gets to jon*
"juan...juan talk to me are u ok"

juan: *spits blood in y/n face on el acidente*

y/n: EW

john: IM SORRY IM NERVOUS

mephister: *turns into a baby again*

mephisto (now baby): "ġ̴͔̙̣̖̭̖̬̋̈́͂̓o̸̳̰͌̆̏͛̽̕͝ǫ̸͈̺̩̯͍̗͙͒̅̇̓̍͜ ̷̯̈́͆̍̓̆g̵̥̣̰̩̮͕̻̻̾ͅͅó̶̗̤̥̲̜͕̭̈́̀̊̒͆̏͂̿ȯ̶̥͛͐̒͛̎͘ ̷̦͔̮͖̺́̈́͐̔̄͂̃͜g̶̛̙̫̬̣͗̌̀̃͒̏̾̍ą̷̟̦̩͓͍͉̈́̔͛͗͗̋͠͝g̶̢̪͚̜̹̤̜͐͆̀̎̋̈͠a̵͈̹͕̠̖̯͛͊̉͗̒̊͂ ̸̠̲͇̰̱̂̾͗͠͝͠͝g̷̤̤͎̰͉̙͈̙͉͇̀̌͗̍͠ą̶͍̺͎͊̍̿͌̊͐́̈́̚͜͠a̸̧̺͌͊̂"

*y/n hears noise and looks behind*

y/n: hey whered mephisto go

john: idk but hour baby is back

y/n: hour baby....

john: wat

y/n: john..you thought you were the father..?

john: well yeah he looked just like me

the baby:

y/n: john i-

*dr strange , agatha, wanda and now loki come in through a orange portal*

john: who are they?

wanda: Y/N WAIT I BROUGHT YOUR IBS MEDICAIT-

*it was too late, y/n locks eyes with loogie and holds back the instict to fart. but then it jappens. she farts cause she's nervous because lokis really hot and then the entire building explodes*

*the building is on fire and everyone inside was thrown onto the street, a few people died. y/n stared at the on fire building and shit a few rears.*

y/n: i didn't mean to...

loki: your fine as shell shawty i forgive u

agatha: where is the baby

y/n: WHERE IS MY BABY

dr stranfe: i need to do this..

y/n: stepbrother no you can't do this if you go inside the gases of my atomic shart will kill you..and it's on fire btw

dr stranfe: y/n i love u..
*he looks at loki and john and nods to take care of her. he runs inside the building*

y/n: NOOO!!
*starts crying and goes to chase after him but wanda holds her back*

*a few minutes later a baby is thrown outside a window and inside the building dr steanfe died to the fumes of y/ns atomic ibs*

y/n: I GOT IT!!
*goes to catch the baby but she doesn't in time and the baby splats on the floor like an egg*

y/n:

wanda:

agatha:

john:

loki;