he will risk it all for u
he is a government man
u are a waitress with elemtental powers
will he fall in love with u??
includes: enemies to lovers, lovers to enemies, second chances, soulmates, love triangles, forbidden love, slow burn and so much...
y/n ive brought you all here today because i need to decide who my soulmate is and you three are the last alive men in the mcu
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torres: woo
tom poland: its a pleasure to be here mate
clint: *foaming at the mouth*
y/n: can someone take care of that i don't like that
*gets up and farts directly in clints face and causes him to die since the she farted directly in his face he died because she farted directly in his face and she got up and farted directly in his face and she did it by getting up and directly farting into his face and she directly farted into his face by standing up and then directly farting into his face gets up and farts directly in clints face and causes him to die since the she farted directly in his face he died because she farted directly in his face and she got up and farted directly in his face and she did it by getting up and directly farting into his face and she directly farted into his face by standing up and then directly farting into his face gets up and farts directly in clints face and causes him to die since the she farted directly in his face he died because she farted directly in his face and she got up and farted directly in his face and she did it by getting up and directly farting into his face and she directly farted into his face by standing up and then directly farting into his face*
y/n: ok let's continue, both of you have a limited amount of time to talk to me
*y/n was sitting on a couch with torres*
torres: mm i like this
y/n: me too
torres: tell me something you've never told anyone
y/n: im insecure about my buttchecks. one is bigger than the other. whenever I take photos i have that cheek face the back. *starts crying*
torres: proof?
tom poland: can i steal her for a sec
*torres leaves the couch and tom poland sits down*
tim afghanistan: mm i like this
y/n: me too
timmy saudi arabia: what do you like to do for fun
y/n: fight myself in the mirror.
terrance romania: i wanna share something with you *gets up and starts singing this to you*
y/n: *starts cruing and picks some toe cheese from her toe and eats it*
tobias hemorrhoid: y/n i havent known you for long but...will you marru me?
y/n: ... travis..your sweet... but when i was a child my father was emotionally absent. your not my type....but its worth a shot
tobias kenya: we wed tomorrow
torres: :(
y/n: torres...i love you but you aren't directly related to me in anyway. and that's weird.
