Skipper got up at the crack of dawn and yawned, shuffling to the bathroom so he could wash the stale taste out of his beak. After brewing a cup if coffee and placing a fish in it, Skipper went through the plans for the day. A weird feeling broke out in the pit of his stomach when he saw that Raquel would be doing rounds that day. It's probably indigestion from the fish. Skipper thought to himself as he waddled to the surface. A sudden thud brought him back into the den. On the floor was a pale human with dark hair. He rubbed his head and looked at Skipper. "Skippah! What happened to me?!" The human asked in Penguin with tears in his eyes. Skipper's eyes widened. The serum worked!! He waddled up to the human Private. "The serum worked, Private! But before we do anything, we need to get you some human coverings." He said as he looked at the naked human.
RIco, Kowalski and Skipper walked into the gift store. "We need to get Private some human coverings. Something that would totally confuse other humans and we need decoys so no one gets suspicious. Something like those stuffed penguins. Rico." Rico immediately grabbed four stuffed penguins just as Kowalski and Skipper grabbed four multi colored shirts and four pairs of shorts. With their flippers full of goods, the three penguins headed back to HQ.
After many unsuccessful attempts, Private was finally dressed in a red shirt with a cartoonish lemur on it and khaki shorts. "So now we know the serum works. We all will finish off the serum on the count of three. One...." Kowalski was interrupted when Skipper yelled "Three!" The remaining penguins chugged down the remaining serum and waited. And waited. And waited some more. "Maybe you should all sleep. That helped me." Private suggested. They all nodded and went back to their bunks.