OCs on crack (Most of it + Other random stuff)

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You probably know at this point, but these are my OCs. If you want permission to use them, please use the message board because I don't respond to DMs.

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Quin, whispering to Cobalt, who's on the phone with Lynx: Ask her something!

Cobalt: How are you feeling?

Lynx: Fine.

Quin: Something personal!

Cobalt: What age do you first get your period?

(Lynx won't even know the answer.)

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(When the Goddess of Heaven, God of Hell and the God of Weather hang out.)

Scorch: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?

Aarush: You're a hazard to society.

Ava: And a coward. Do 20.

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(Coco and Quin being stupid together and getting lost in an angel's shop)

Worker: Would a Mr Liam, please come to the front desk?

Liam, arrives at front desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Worker: *Points to Quin and Coco*

Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Quin and Coco, simultaneously: We got lost. :(

Liam: I didn't even bring you guys with me-

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Comet: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

David: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Ajal: Smad.

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Jackie, holding a python: Guys, I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?

Miss Nora: You did WHAT-

Virah: William Snakepeare.

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(Friend way. No ships in this one.)

Star: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's has happened to me.

Natalia: We're the best thing that's has happened to you?

Star: Yes!

Kassi: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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*Flame, Birk and Ajal having dinner together in the dorms*

Flame: Birk, can you pass the salt?

Birk: *Yeets Ajal across the table*

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(Cobalt and Ori forgot that they could pass through the walls... and they are dead... and they forgot Lynx can pick a lock.)

Ori: We need to kick down this door. Cobalt, give me your credit card.

Cobalt: Here.

Ori, pocketing it: Thanks. Lynx, kick down the door!

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Lana: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Koda: Wasn't Yuki with you?

Yuki: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

(Yuki, your an adult-
And Lana... you're a responsible teenager.)