OCs on crack (Most of it + Other random stuff)

Vines 1

You know the drill, but with vines. R.I.P. Vines

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(In the theatre in Ni No Kuni, reacting to Lynx's past, during one of the breaks)

Marcus: In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.

Lynx and her ex-friends, apart from Marcus: *Points at Talon*

Talon: Really?

Lynx and her ex-friends: *Giggles*

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Comet: We all die. You either kill yourself or, get killed.

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Miracle: Get to Del Taco, they got this new thing called freeshavacado!

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Me: It's Wednesday my dudes.

Me: AAHHHHHHH-

(Just wants it to be the week end already)

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Achira: Umm... 'Road work ahead'?

Achira: Uh yeah, I sure hope it does!

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Virah: It's a mental break down...

Virah: *Plays kazoo*

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(Okay this one isn't my ocs, but Pokémon when they revealed the fossils for Galar)

Pokémon: Welcome to, Jurassic Park!

*Epic music plays then turns into horrible violin strumming or something*

Players: o.o

Artcozolt, Dracovish, Arctovish and Dracozolt: *D E R P*

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(Talon trying to apologize during one of the breaks, but Griffin ruins his chance :D)

Talon: Hey, how are y'al-

Griffin: *Comes out and starts growling at him*

Talon: *Screams and hides behind Dewdrop* GET YOUR (QUACKING) GRIFFURNACE, (QUACK)!

Lynx: It don't bite. :)

Talon: YES IT DO, GET YOUR-

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Mel: Let's tell eachother secrets about ourselves.

Lynx, cuts in: I'm gonna go first.

Lynx: I HATE YOU-

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Quin: Look at the buns on that guy. *A dead body with buns on them*

Quin: *Starts giggling*

Liam: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!

Quin: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL-

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Flora: Do you remember one time I liked you?

David: No.

Flora: Good, cause it never happened.

David: Oh. :(

Flora: Hahaha-

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(Before)

Lynx: *Sitting down*

Mel: *Lays down on Lynx*

Lynx: What are you doing? *Blushing*

Mel: *Blushing, but asks a questions, so she didn't seem weird or to give away signs* No homo?

Lynx: *Still blushing, but a upset that it ain't romantic or something, but kept it hidden* Alright. *Both of them high five each other*

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Alfie: ... It's an avocado...

Alfie: Thanks...

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Zana: You know what? You're in time out! Stand on top of the table, get up there!

Cobalt: THIS HOUSE IS A (QUACKING) NIGHTMARE!

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Ori: Disgusted, I'm revolted! I dedicated my entire life to the Wizard King and this is the thanks I get!?

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Alfie: I am old!

Venus: How old are you?

Alfie: 16! I'm a grandfather!

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Priscilla: Why do you like Halloween so much?

Klair: It's always Halloween in my soul!

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Marcus: Stop, don't talk to me.

Marcus: Actually, please talk to me.

Marcus: I don't have many friends. Woo-

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Ari: Sometimes I like to pretend I'm tall, but I'm just standing on a chair.

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Ajal: If I want to hangout with you, it doesn't mean that I like you. It means, I look nice today and it would be a waste if people didn't see me.

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Me: People say I can't do what I love without college.

Me: I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger! *Proceeds to have a clothing hanger on me, literally, and puts it on one of the railing things*

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Mars: Please gods! Let me have one good day!

The gods: Oh my god, you again? Give it a rest buddy!

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Arusha: What's it like being tall?

Birk and Miracle: We'll show you!

I can show you the world-

Arusha: So beautiful.

-Shining, shimmering, splendid--

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I'm gonna end it here because I'm bored