Imifox, no- (Incorrect Quotes)

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Shadowside!Imifox
Lightside!Imifox

This all takes places 30+ in the future, because that's canon in the anime and it's gonna be fun that Adult!Lynx is annoying the crap out of a fox that can seriously cause injuries/murder you.

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Shadowside!Imifox: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm f*cking p*ssed.

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Shadowside!Imifox: This is bothering me.

Adult!Lynx: Well, you are digging up a corpse.

Shadowside!Imifox: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

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Lightside!Imifox: I prevented a murder today.

Adult!Lynx: Really? How’d you do that?

Lightside!Imifox: self control.

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Lightside!Imifox: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Lightside!Scratch: What did you do?

Lightside!Imifox: Nobody died.

Lightside!Scratch: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Lightside!Imifox: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Shadowside!Scratch: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Shadowside!Imifox: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Shadowside!Imifox: i became more evil if you’re curious

Lightside!Scratch: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Shadowside!Imifox: i’m going to get worse on purpose

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Shadowside!Imifox: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Shadowside!Trixzee: I think you mean cards.

Shadowside!Imifox, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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Adult!Lynx: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Lightside!Imifox: It’s not a joke.

Lightside!Imifox: *sniffles*

Lightside!Imifox: I’m a legit snack.

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Adult!Lynx: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Lightside!Imifox: If?

Shadowside!Scratch: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and she might not even die.

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