OCs on crack (Most of it + Other random stuff)

Siblings being siblings... (Lynx + Siblings)

More random incorrect quotes. Uhh note, Lynx doesn't know that the other 3 are her siblings and the other way round.

Characters:
Lynx
Maxi
Xavier
Evera
Clive (mentioned)
Cyrus (mentioned, not my OC he's owned by element-of-laughter)

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Lynx: I think this might be a bad idea...

Maxi: Don't start thinking on me now!

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Xavier: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking.

Maxi, patting him on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.

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Xavier: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.

Evera: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?

Xavier: I like the way you think.

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Evera: Why don’t you go talk to him (Clive)?

Lynx, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.

Evera: What? So you go tell him he's cute, what’s the worst that could happen?

Lynx: He could hear me.

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Maxi: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Maxi: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

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Evera: Did you just call me a shrimp, you a**hole?! I'm still growing, dammit!

(WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE EVERA-)

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Xavier: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.

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Lynx: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

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Lynx: *points at Evera* A human turtleneck, *points at Xavier* a narcissistic monster, *points at Maxi* and literally the dumbest person I’ve ever met.

Maxi: And who am I? Describe me now.

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Evera, watching Maxi and Xavier fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Lynx, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Evera: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

Maxi: Lynx.

Xavier: Lynx.

Lynx: Me.

(Magic wise, yes. Physical, debatable... then again she'd probably stab them with a dagger... on accident-)

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Xavier: Is he stupid?

Evera: Yes, but he prefers to be called Maxi.

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Xavier & Maxi:*Playing video games*

Evera: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?

Xavier: *silence*

Maxi: *silence*

Evera, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?

Xavier & Maxi in shame: Yeah...

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Evera: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!

Maxi: ...

Evera: Oh, right. The lying.

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Lynx: Hey, let's do "Get Help!"

Maxi: What?

Lynx: "Get Help."

Maxi: No.

Lynx: C'mon, you love it!

Maxi: I hate it.

Lynx: It's great! It works every time!

Maxi: It's humiliating.

Lynx: Do you have a better plan?

Maxi: No.

Lynx: We're doing it!

Maxi: We are not doing "Get Help!"

*A Minute Later*

Lynx, carrying Maxi with magic: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help him! *throws Maxi at guards with magic, knocking them out*

Lynx: Ahh, classic!

Maxi: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating.

Lynx, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

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Xavier: I know one person who finds me funny!

Lynx: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself!

Xavier: Okay then I'm out.

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Maxi: Look, I’m glad everyone’s on the same page.

Maxi: But it’s the last page in a book titled “we’re all going to die”.

Evera: That’s not even clever.

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Lynx: *about Cyrus and Maxi* They make a cute couple, huh?

Evera: They certainly are standing next to each other.

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Maxi: That's ridiculous, Cyrus doesn't have a crush on me.

Xavier: Yes he does.

Evera: Yes he does.

Lynx: Yes he bloody does.

(I altered the ending cause why not?)

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Lynx: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call?

Evera: No. No, Lynx, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Lynx ends Xavier. Number five: Maxi gets eaten by a shark.

Maxi: I’m Maxi, and I approve the order of that list

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Aight the end. Bai bai.