imifox x scratch incorrect quotes

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I've had a rough day and I'm in the Yo-kai Watch mood so here's some incorrect quotes for my gay Yo-kai Watch OC ship.

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Imifox, pointing: May I sit there?

Scratch: That's my lap

Imifox: That doesn't answer my question, Scratch.

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Imifox: How petty can you get?

Scratch: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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*Imifox and Scratch skipping stones on lake*

Imifox: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Scratch, whispering: Take that you fucking lake.

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Imifox: Scratch and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Scratch: Sentences.

Imifox: Don't interrupt me.

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Imifox: Scratch... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Scratch: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Imifox:

Imifox: I wrote sanitize, Scratch.

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Imifox: So that’s my plan.

Scratch: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Imifox: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Scratch: It f*cking sucks.

Imifox: That’s not constructive criticism.

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Imifox: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Scratch: Alright, what's 30x17?

Imifox: 47

Scratch: That's not even close.

Imifox: But it was fast.

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Imifox: This is such a bad idea.

Scratch: Then why are you coming along?

Imifox: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Imifox: Am I in trouble?

Scratch: Take a guess.

Imifox: No?

Scratch: Take another guess.

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Imifox: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Scratch: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Imifox: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

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Imifox: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Scratch: You need to stop.

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Imifox: Okay, help me please!

Scratch: Got two words for you.

Imifox: I bet they won't be helpful.

Scratch: Your problem.

Imifox: I was right...

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