What a waste of time, you thought as you stared at the TV. A basketball game was on, but you weren't actually watching it. Your boyfriend was at work, AKA doing Deadpool Stuff™, so you were at a friend's house. The two of you were having a good time, but then his girlfriend showed up, and now they were in his room making out. Ugh.
You felt a gentle bite on the nape of your neck and spun around. Wade smiled playfully, putting his gloved hands on your waist. There was a bloody hole on his right shoulder, but you weren't worried. It had already healed. "I'm so sorry for trying to eat you, you looked so sweet I thought you were candy," he said with a flirty wink. A smirk cut across your face. "The only candy here is eye-candy. It's this rare brand called 'Wade Winston Wilson,' I'm not sure if you've ever heard of it," you replied.
"Oh, that's a good one. Come up with it yourself?" The vigilante asked while you pulled his mask off fully. "Yep. Just for you, precious." He kissed you in response, his hands sliding down to your butt. "Oh, no. Hands off the merchandise You don't get to touch that until I have dinner."
Wade grabbed his mask and out it over your face ("It's easier not to kiss you if I can't see your face, babe.") then picked you up bridal style. "I better get us home! Toaster strudels for dinner!" As he ran to your car, he looked down and smiled seductively. When you set you in the passenger seat, he squeezed your thigh and leaned towards your ear. You'd never been so sappy to have a mask on, because what he mumbled made your face feel like it was on fire.
"And for dessert, I'm getting take-out."
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More Than A Hero
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