You idiot she likes you

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Ethan: Hmm.

Emerson: What are you thinking now?

Ethan: HMMMM!!!

Emerson: If you keep saying HMMM! I'm going to explode you in several pieces.

Ethan: HMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

Emerson: That's It! *charges up an energy ball*

Ethan: I remember now!

Emerson: *deactivates* What?

Ethan: How do become, powerful?

Emerson: Simple, use your ability more often!

Ethan: OK! *starts roasting a hotdog*

Emerson: You idiot not like that!

Ethan: Oh.

Emerson: Use your ability for FIGHTING!

Ethan: But that's mean.

Emerson: 😞 There's no hope for you.

Ethan: Wait, OK! *leaves*

Emerson: *sigh*

Blyke: What's all that about?

Emerson: He only wants to use his ability for food.

Blyke: Who?

Emerson: My brother.

Blyke: Ha ha you've got to be kidding me!

Emerson: Do I look like I am?

Blyke: Well I was going to ask you if there is an open stall? I have to pee really bad!

Emerson: How are you keeping a straight face?

Blyke: I DUNNO I JUST HAVE TO PEE REALLY BAD!!

Emerson: OK, OK! Look there's one over there.

Blyke: Thank You!

Emerson: Why does he never pee at home?

In the 3rd floor bathroom;

Blyke: *KNOCK!, KNOCK!!* HURRY UP IN THERE!!

Asslo: No, I'm too busy giving myself a face massage.

Blyke: ARLO!!

Wellston Grounds;

Ethan: OK, just do it. *shoots a weak flaming coal ball*

Some random balloon on the ground: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssss.....

Ethan: I ded et, I ded et!

Stella: Whatcha doing?

Ethan: Uh, burning stuff. The king of bossy told me.

Stella: How come you've never answered my question yesterday?

Ethan: I dunno?

Stella: Let me ask again! Would you like me if I were food?

Ethan: Again, what kind of food are we talking about?

Stella: *smacks her head* I've tried. *leaves*

Ethan: Did I do something?

Ethan: Anyway, one more time. *BOOM!*

Meanwhile Isen is having a fancy lunch.

Isen: Mmm mm! Glazed Rat!

Just then a huge piece of coal on fire comes hurling down on his glazed rat.

Isen: MY GLAZED RAT!

Ethan: Sorry about that!

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