Isen's Disgusting Restaurant

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Isen POV:

I will make you love me.

- Tiptoes in Remi's room -

Remi: *snore*

Isen: Down the hatch!

- Opens her mouth and puts a dead rat in her mouth -

Remi; hm? AH THERE SOMETHING IN MY MOUTH!!

Isen: Its is a dead rat!

Remi: *grabs Isen's shirt* WHY DID YOU MAME ME EAT A FUCKING RAT!?!

Remi: *grabs Isen's shirt* WHY DID YOU MAME ME EAT A FUCKING RAT!?!

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Remi: STOP DREAMING ABOUT FUCKING RATS!!!

Isen: Great Idea Remi, a restaurant!

Next Day:

Blyke: WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP HOGGING THE TOILET?!

Sera: And why do YOU keep waiting to use it here instead of at home?

Blyke: IDK!

Isen: Heyyyy...here's a coupon for my restaurant.... See you soon?

Sera: Uh OK. *Isen leaves* Why is acting strange?

Blyke: PROBABLY BECAUSE HE DONT NEED TO PEEEEE!!!!

Arlo: Hey is the bathroom backed up?

Blyke: YESSSS!!!

Arlo: Damn it wanted to to curl my eyelashes.

Sera: First off, Why? Second off you have a bathroom at home.

Arlo: My roommate clogged it.

Sera: You have a sink!

Arlo: Oh. I forgot.

Blyke: PEEEE!!!

Sera: *sigh* go use the women's room, I won't tell anyone.

Blyke: PRAISE JESUS THANK YOU!! *rushes to the bathroom*

Sera: Hey look Isen has a restaurant now.

Arlo: Really? He's only 17.

Sera: I guess you can start at that age. I'm gonna tell John, Emerson and my cousin about it.

Arlo: Maybe we should check it out today.

Sera: That's what I'm planning to do!

Walking to the restaurant:

Emerson: This is gonna be bad.

Fiore: It won't, I don't thing he would serve dead rats. That's illegal.

John: What if he does.

Fiore: No he won't! Its just a pool thing.

Blyke: But he eats it for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

*opens doors*

Isen: Welcome to Isen De Heaven, I'm your host!

Sera: Yeah table for uh...7.

Emerson: *whispers to Remi* still a bad idea.

Remi: He just thought of having a restaurant when he tried to kill me with rat!

*sits down*

Isen: Can I take yalls order? May I recommended the special for all of you?

Sera: Sure! You know what we like.

Emerson: Death.

Fiore: Stop being negative.

Emerson: No.

Isen: 7 specials coming right up!

Sera: Do you find it strange Emerson and Fiore literally look like twins?

Emerson: Do you find it strange that I'm stuck here at rat boi's restaurant?

Arlo: Shit I wanted a black coffee.

Remi: OMG stop with the black coffee!

Isen: Here You go, enjoy! Zhands them plates*

Emerson: I was right.

John: Definitely.

Sera: I for real thought he would not serve dead rats!

Blyke: Of course he would! Isen had his revelation while giving Remi a dead rat!

Emerson: Oh my god this is disgusting.

Fiore: At least its cooked, I'll give him that.

Isen: Here are your drinks!

Arlo: Hey uh- *Isen already leaves* DAMN IT!

Remi: Of look milk!

Emerson: *pfffft!* *cough* expired milk.

Blyke: So basicly Isen's diet.

Isen: *comes back* AND FINALLY desert.

Sera: moldy cheese cake.

Arlo: Where did he find these?!

Emerson: I assume the dumpster.

Remi: EWWW!!

John: How are they even operating! Let me check their clean rating *checks phone* 95?!

Fiore: This is gonna be around forever.

???: *KNOCK, KNOCK!!!* FBI OPEN UP!!!

Isen: Shit! *hops out of the window*

Blyke: *hands in his heads Why am I friends with this idiot?




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