Camping Trip

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Emerson and Fiore are going camping today, they have finally picked out a good site and started setting up.

Fiore: So uh, how do I set up the tent?

Emerson: Simple, here let me show you, first your crop it up like this, then you putt the poles in like this and then you nail down the tent.

Fiore: Alright! What's next!

Emerson: A little too excited are you?

Fiore: Being stuck at Wellston is fucking boring!

Emerson: Well we have a portable stove to set up and sleeping bags to unroll but other than that, that's it!

Fiore: Now where's that hunting rifle? *rumages through backpack*

Emerson: Fi' we never bought a hunting rifle, where not even in hunting territory, there's nothing to shoot!

Fiore: *cha-CHACK!* What now? *she's holding a beat up hunting rifle*

Emerson: Where'd you get that?!

Fiore: It was my dad's.

Emerson: *pinching the roof of his nose* Fiore, camping is not just about hunting.

Fiore: Oh, well I've brought over shit to do, like this map right here! I drew us a trail to hike!

Emerson: Fiore that's a coloring book.

Fiore: What?! I brought the wrong thing?!

Emerson: Eh, its OK! They always have trail markers so we'll be OK.

Fiore: Uh huh shut up. *proceeds to draw a new one.*

Emerson: Well I'm going to set up our utilities.

Emerson finishes setting up the stove and sleeping bags while Fiore keeps drawing a hiking map. They do this for about ten minutes.

Emerson: OK, all done!

Fiore: So am I!

Emerson: You drew from memory?

Fiore: Not entirely

Emerson: Is it safe?

Fiore: Yeah it is, I just took a screenshot of the map on my phone and drew it.

Emerson: We could have used THAT!

Fiore: But, I wanted to do it professionally, not with a phone!

Emerson: Whatever you say.

Fiore: By the way, your stupid ass didn't forgot to bring food did you?

Emerson: Of course I did! You're hungry?

Fiore: Duh.

Emerson: Alrighty then.

Emerson pulls out a cast iron pan and puts cornbread mix on it. He then adds water, stirs it and then out it on the pot.

Fiore: That easy?

Emerson: Yeah, cornbread is a good bug out food if you have the tools.

Fiore: Well I'm going draw some of the nature I see.

Emerson: Cool! Getting into your creative side eh?

Fiore: Yeah, I've tried when I was younger but was not very good at it.

Emerson: Well I bet your gonna get better.

Fiore: Hell yeah I am. *starts sketching an outline for a bird.*

She proceeds to do that until the cornbread finishes and they both eat. After that they start trying to hike.

Two hours past and they get fucking lost.

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