Emerson: Tell me WHY I agreed to this?!
Fiore: Because you were half-asleep and didn't know what was going on.
The 4 are walking down the street about to have another double date ( Which obviously Emerson regrets. ), today they would take a break for the fear and anger of the battle for the world and just have a day of happiness.
John: Ah, the sun is so sexy.
Sera: John, why?
Emerson: Oh no.
Fiore: Hey, I've got an idea! Why not we get ice cream?
Sera: That's a great idea!
John: Slurp slurp!
Emerson: 😳 What the hells the matter with him?
The 4 walk into a local ice cream shop, as they wait in line something bad happens.
Emerson: *fucks around on his phone* Huh, my package arrived.
*SMACK!*
John: MMM!!
Fiore: Did you just slap my ass?!
Emerson: What?!
John: Sorry, ment for Sera's butt.
Sera: 😓
*SMACK!*
John: MMM!!
Sera: You hit your own ass.
Emerson: What the hell?
*SMACK!*
Fiore: AGAIN?! YOU HIT ME AGAIN!
Emerson: 😡 JOHN!
John: I'm sorry I swear.
Sera: Just stop smacking asses please.
*SMACK!*
The idiot fucking missed again and hit Emerson's butt.
Emerson: *activates ability and jumps on top of John* YOU FUCKING SLUTTY ASSHOLE!! *vigorously punches John.*
Sera: You two stop!
Emerson: NO!
Fiore: I'm going to call 911, the mental hospital and a pedophila report office. All 3 for him.
Sera: Oh stop it!
Emerson: *gets up* Fucking smack Fiore or I's asses one more time! I'm going to fucking kill-!
Cashier: Can I take your order?
Emerson's face drops from embarrassment.
Sera: Yeah I would like a citrus mix flavor.
Fiore: Yeah me too!
Emerson: I'll just get a raspberry sherbet.
John: *leans on the counter with his elbow* I'll take the cucumber and penis flavor, topped with pussy juice.
Emerson: EWW WHAT THE HELL?!
Cashier: Uh, I'm sorry? What?
John: You heard me. *drops his pants*
Sera: Oh my god! John pull your damn pants up!
Emerson: I swear he's high.
Fiore: Yeah right?
Cashier: Well here's everyone's orders.
John: Hey! This mint!
Sera: John, let's GO! *extremely angry*
The exit out and Seraphina immediately gives John a talking too.
Sera: WHY WERE YOU FLIRTING WITH THE CASHIER AND SMACKING OUR FRIEND'S ASSES OUT OF NOWHERE?!
John: The cashier part was inexcusable and I'm sorry for that but I was horny.
Fiore: And they had the audacity to tell us we need a sexual life.
Emerson: Pfft right.
Sera: Well if I fix it will you stop?
John: Yes.
Emerson rolls his eyes and grabs Fiore's hand and takes her to a store.
Emerson: You don't want to stick around.
Fiore: Hm? OK?
The spend 10 minuted there, both of them being bored and go back to John and Sera.
Fiore: Why did we leave?
Emerson: You'll find out in a minute.
Sera: Hey.
Fiore: You dyed your hair half white while we were gone?
Sera: Its half white?!
John: *in a sweaty T-shirt and boxers....in public* Hell yeah.
Sera: Shit what do I do?!
Fiore: Oh....that's not hair dye. 🤢
Emerson: Why did you do it in public?
John: Its not public when we did it in a tree over there. *points to a random tree*
Emerson: A TREE?! THAT'S IN PUBLIC YOU LOW IQ IDIOT!!
Sera: Yay got it off! Do you guys want to go to a restaurant?
They go to the same French place Arlo had 35 coffees in.
Emerson: Jeez Arlo is still there!
Arlo In the background: *sip* 1,248.
John: He he.
*SMACK!*
Sera: Finally on target.
Fiore: Wait, John is still in his underwear.
Emerson: 🙄 Doesn't supprise me.
They order but John is horny high again.
John: *eating tomatoe soup* This looks sexy.
Sera: John do I have to again?
John: Yup.
Seraohina puts her hand under the table.
Emerson: 😳
Fiore: 🤮
John: 🥴
Emerson: NO! Now is not the time!
Sera: I'm sorry, what what you gotta do if you love someone.
Fiore: If Em' was like that, he would love me enough not to embarrass me.
Emerson: Plus when am I ever like that?
John: Your hand feels good Sera.
*GASP!*
Emerson woke up.
Emerson: Ah my head.
Fiore: Can't sleep either?
Emerson: I was until I had a nightmare.
Fiore: What was it about?
Emerson: That we went on another double date abd John was a big horny asshole and Sera constantly had to please him in public.
Fiore: Dude, that just happened this morning.
Emerson: Oh fuck me. *puts his head back on the pillow.
Fiore: You want me to?
Emerson: Not you too!
Fiore: It was just a joke.
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unOrdinary: Lost Ability - A Play Script Story
FanfictionDISCLAIMER: I do not own unordinary as it belongs to uru-chan. this is just a fanfic. 2 students enroll in Wellston, One who is a cripple who is related to Seraphina and one who possess a strange ability thought to be lost in time. Ember has become...
