𝙷𝚎𝚢, 𝙶𝚊𝚢𝚜! | 𝙽𝙲𝚃 𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖

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hyuck has added mark!

mark: HAHA BITCHES I'M BACK

mark: COULDN'T STAY AWAY FROM ME FOR LONG HUH

renjun: no.

hyuck: we all mutually decided that if we kicked you out you would make straight friends and become a frat boy

hyuck: we can't allow that to happen

lele: it's been five minutes-

mark: you really think i can make friends in five minutes it took me five months to talk to you

jisung: we believe in your socially awkward self hyung!

mark: i don't know if that's sweet or if i should be offended

jisung: both!

nana: welcome back

jeno: yeah welcome back

mark: thanks :)

hyuck: GAYS I HAVE A SITUATION

lele: my Genius Brain is here to help you

renjun: oh do tell. i want to laugh

hyuck: i am hurt

hyuck: so i think i have a crush on a straight guy

jisung: ouch </3

renjun: i can't even laugh that's just sad :(

jeno: who is it? do we know him?

hyuck: no.

nana: i bet i do

nana: i know *everyone*

lele: cause that's not creepy at all

mark: i'm sorry hyuck that's sad :(

hyuck: Shut The Fuck Up

renjun: manipulate him into becoming gay

renjun: it's not hard

jisung: yeah you're hot

hyuck: <3

nana: spaghetti's straight too until it gets wet.

jeno: are you saying to get him wet?

nana: i'm trying to help you be optimistic

hyuck: oh

hyuck: get him wet you say?

hyuck: that's my specialty

mark: is that how you spell it? specialty

jisung: it looks weird

lele: shut up i'm gay i don't know

renjun: so am i you're not special

hyuck: we're all gay.

jeno: not mark

hyuck: right cause he's "straight"

mark: i am :'(

jisung: we believe you

nana: no we don't

lele: *gay screaming*

renjun: *angry gay screaming*

jeno: not again

mark: what's happening

renjun: HE STOLE MY FUCKING COOKIE

renjun: YOU'RE LITERALLY RICH JUST BUY YOUR OWN

mark: i'm on renjun's side for this one