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lele: 7/7

mark: okay?

lele: WE'RE ALL IN RELATIONSHIPS YOU NOODLE

hyuck: i knew it

nana: chensung nation rise!

jisung: see that's what we're not gonna do.

renjun: why?

jisung: ...

jeno: jaemin's crying look what you've done

jisung: i did nothing.

nana: my son

nana: doesn't love me anymore

jisung: okay?

lele: is he supposed to care?

nana: ouch </3

jisung: i hope you all slip into a six foot hole. except for chenle. i love you

lele: kjhgfsdcfghjkjhgfdasdfghjiuyxscv

mark: well he's gay panicking

hyuck: you have no right to talk

jeno: after your first date with hyuck you called me crying because "he's so perfect jeno oh my god what did i do to deserve him"

hyuck: aw really

renjun: oh i love exposing mark!

mark: i don't.

lele: of course you don't. you're boring

jisung: mark embarrassing stories?

nana: mark embarrassing stories storytime!

jeno: mark embarrassing stories about hyuck storytime?

mark: no.

hyuck: yes.

mark: perish.

hyuck: my dream :)

jisung: once i was crying to mark about my crush on chenle and he said "at least your crush doesn't think your straight"

lele: mark. market. i'm afraid i must be the one to tell you this

lele: YOU TOLD US YOU WERE STRAIGHT WHAT WERE WE SUPPOSED TO THINK

nana: no gay person willingly calls themselves straight unless they're DEEP in the closet

mark: which i WAS

renjun: i knew that!

jisung: so that's how i found out mark was lying about being straight

hyuck: wait so he just exposed himself like that?

jisung: yes.

jeno: i've known for years

jeno: literally the first time mark saw hyuck he came to me and said "oh he's cute"

hyuck: please i didn't even pass back then.

mark: i still thought you were cute

mark: and since i'm *gay* and only attracted to guys-

hyuck: stop you're making me feel valid and i Don't Like It

nana: hyuck best boy

nana: say it with me or i will gut you all.

jisung: hyuck best boy

renjun: hyuck best boy

lele: hyuck best boy