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[17]

jisung: someone's trying to break into my house

mark: are you serious?

hyuck: what the fuck

jisung: he's in my house

renjun: who?

nana: yeah i also want to know

jeno: let me guess

jisung: i'm hiding

lele: I HAVE SNACKS

jisung: he broke into my house and he's trying to bribe me with snacks

jeno: of course.

nana: i'm out bye

lele: PLEASE ACCEPT MY LOVE I'M CRYING

mark: i am: confused

jisung: no.

hyuck: *sigh*

nana: *sigh*

lele: why don't you love me back? :'(

jisung: i'm straight

hyuck: asdfgdfghfghjxcvbnmsdfgertyhj

renjun: oh look it's mark 2.0

mark: i hate you.

renjun: good. suffer

hyuck: Suffer with a capital S

mark: always :)

nana: the s in straight stands for secretly gay

nana: i said what i said

jeno: i've said it before and i'll say it again

jeno: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS STRAIGHT

lele: there really shouldn't be

hyuck: i'm disappointed in every stra*ght person

mark: me too

jisung: "i'm straight" - mark

mark: shut up that was a phase

renjun: being straight is always a phase. just accept your true self

lele: come on jisung

hyuck: please i had to be one person's gay awakening i don't want to do that again

nana: (you don't?)

hyuck: (that's a lie i totally do)

jisung: no i'm being serious.

renjun: i'm confused now

jeno: me too?

nana: but jisung you've always said you were gay?

jisung: did i? interesting

lele: stop i'm crying

mark: hey remember when you kicked me out of the chat for being straight!

hyuck: everyone who agrees vote i!

nana: i

renjun: i

jeno: i

lele: i (am still confused)

mark: i

renjun: bye sungie?

jisung: bye everyone except for lele!

jisung has been removed from the chat!

lele: i'm still in his house