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[5]

mark: good morning to everyone who wants to help me pay for a new phone

hyuck: no.

hyuck: i'm still Suffering

mark: you have a valid excuse

jisung: i'm broke.

mark: not a valid excuse

jisung: i'm sorry?

mark: your boyfriend is rich

mark: manipulate him into giving you money

jisung: who's my boyfriend?

hyuck: oh you sweet oblivious fetus

nana: i'm broke too sorry

mark: valid.

jisung: but i'm also broke? why is it valid for him :(

jeno: i thought jisung was your son he shouldn't have to pay just because his dad is Stupid and threw his phone across his room

jeno: unless you want to explain WHY you did it

mark: NOPE

mark: JISUNG MY SON YOU ARE FREE

renjun: now i'm curious

lele: the only time i will ever agree with renjun

lele: what's the reason mark?

mark: no.

hyuck: that's not a very good reason

hyuck: if you're going to avoid answering you could at least make up a good lie

lele: i'm very good at making up lies!

mark: that's not something to be proud of

renjun: yes it is old man

mark: renjun you're a year younger than me. that's not a lot

renjun: it's enough

nana: sorry i agree with injunnie

jeno: correction, you agree with your boyfriend

renjun: oh haha we're not dating

jisung: but you kissed?

hyuck: friends with benefits!

lele: cause that never ends badly

mark: everytime two people become friends with benefits they fall in love it's a known fact

renjun: jokes on you i'm incapable of love

nana: jokes on you i'm already very much in love with someone else

lele: and the plot thickens

jisung: please don't fall in love and get into a huge misunderstanding that breaks apart the friend group!

mark: the faith you have in them is astounding

jeno: i need advice

jeno: serious advice for once

lele: oh i'm not good at that

hyuck: ask mark

mark: okay i guess that means it's my turn to ask

mark: what's going on?

jeno: i think seoyeon's cheating on me

nana: spill.

jeno: i was going to surprise her but i saw her with some other guy. i saw them kiss but i don't want to assume cause he could have kissed her without her consent. I left after that so she didn't see me but i don't know what i should do next