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[7]

renjun: how was your date hyuck?

hyuck: oh it was good

hyuck: i have a boyfriend now :)

mark: oh?

lele: congratulations you're the first one to have a boyfriend!

renjun: jeno had a girlfriend but that doesn't count

jisung: girls should date girls anyway

nana: agreed!

jeno: agreed! (2)

lele: no offense hyuck, i'm happy for you but-

lele: i'm single and i don't want to hear you bragging about your relationship when i'm a Depressed Single Bitch :/

hyuck: valid. understood

mark: thank you chenle <3

lele: i'm the best one here i know <3

nana: but jisung's here?

lele: i'm the second best one here.

jisung: thank you but i think you're the best :)

lele: i'm sobbing,,,,

renjun: good. maybe you'll be less annoying now

lele: never.

renjun: die.

lele: when and where :D

renjun: i have many *many* plans for your death zhong chenle. don't test me

nana: he even has backup plans in case the plans go wrong

jeno: they're oddly specific too-

hyuck: i'm weirdly curious about these plans O.O

renjun: i have some for you too lee donghyuck!

hyuck: aw that's so sweet :')

mark: what? how?

hyuck: mark he spent TIME making these plans so obviously he cares about me

jisung: that's actually very true. valid

hyuck: i'm always valid

hyuck: ew i take that back

mark: you're valid hyuck

jeno: i second that. never think otherwise

hyuck: please stop you're being nice and i Don't Like It

lele: i second that. this feels weird

nana: can we talk about anything other than boyfriends

jisung: i would love a boyfriend

lele: i'm right here!

lele: (that was a joke)

lele: (unless)

mark: MOVING ON

jeno: oh he's talking in all caps

renjun: he's serious

hyuck: that's kinda homophobic mark...

mark: haha about that

renjun: oh

jisung: oh

lele: oh

nana: oh

jeno: oh

hyuck: i'm so confused why are you saying oh

lele: YOU BROKE THE CHAIN

lele: I AM LARGE ANGRY