lele: you fools. you imbeciles. you TROGLODYTES
lele: [threateningly] you will regret ever having insulted me
mark: random but okay
hyuck: i don't think i will, actually
lele: rude.
hyuck: that's me!
lele: sungie come back. you're the only one who cares about me
jisung: who said i cared about you?
renjun: every text you've ever sent.
jisung: let's not mention that ever again :)
nana: or what
jisung: or death.
jeno: you're starting to sound a lot like lele
lele: so proud :')
jisung: i've seen his notes on how to kill people
jisung: they're very creative
mark: chenle stop corrupting my son
lele: no?
jisung: i'm not your son.
hyuck: one day you're gonna realise it's useless trying to argue with him
hyuck: he'll never stop
mark: ^
nana: sometimes jisung scares me more than chlene ngl
lele: but- but-
jisung: as i should.
jeno: same
renjun: it's because jisung doesn't have to get his hands dirty
hyuck: he just asks chenle to do it for him
mark: and he does
lele: as i should.
nana: mark just finished hyuck's sentence
hyuck: #couplegoals
jeno: chensung just sent the exact same text
renjun: but it wasn't at the same time </3
lele: #couplegoals
jisung: *long suffering homosexual sigh*
mark: 3
hyuck: 2
jeno: 1
jisung: not a couple
lele: :(
nana: (yet)
renjun: (let the kids get together on their own)
nana: (but meddling is fun)
renjun: (i know)
jisung: i hate you both
nana: ouch </3
renjun: ouch </3
jeno: even i feel hurt and sungie wasn't talking to me </3
jisung: okay.
jisung: i hate you too jeno!
jeno: ouch </3
mark: now will you agree to be my son?
jisung: SO NANA HYUNG, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ADOPTING ME?
hyuck: wow
jeno: wow (2)
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Fanfictionsix gays + mark in a group chat. lowercase intended. {Work In Progress} {Warnings: swearing, some sexual jokes, cheating, mentions of gender dysphoria, panic attacks} Started: 04/17/2021 Completed: ---
