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[10]

mark: i got a new phone!

hyuck: good for you?

mark: i feel that you should be a little nicer about it considering it's your fault it broke :/

hyuck: how?

mark: you made me gay panic

hyuck: aasnmakdhslknksahvlsk

lele: i think you broke him

hyuck: i? made you? gay panic?

hyuck: i feel so valid :')

mark: you're always valid hyuck

hyuck: no. let me suffer in my self hatred

renjun: chenle's leaving us

lele: you weren't supposed to TELL THEM

renjun: *sarcastic* oh no.

renjun: what are you gonna do? you're in CHINA

jisung: he's in china :(

jeno: very sudden but not completely unexpected

jisung: why didn't you tell me?

lele: i didn't know until like yesterday

lele: i would have told you sungie

jisung: i am: hurt

jisung: i feel betrayed

jisung: we're not soulmates anymore </3

lele: YOU SAID WE WEREN'T SOULMATES AND NOW YOU'RE SAYING WE ARE? WHAT?

jisung: i only call you my soulmate when it benefits me

renjun: that's pretty smart

jisung: obviously. i'm a Genius

nana: i'm here

nana: what did i miss?

jeno: scroll up

nana: too lazy

mark: valid

hyuck: i made mark gay panic :D

nana: proud of you hyuck!

hyuck: thank you!

hyuck: wait was that when i said i was horny?

lele: yes.

mark: ...

hyuck: oh so you wanna fuck me? smirking emoji

mark: maybe...

hyuck: oh fuck i was Not Ready for that response

hyuck: where's straight mark when i need him

hyuck: i'm having a gay panic you were supposed to say NO

mark: so you don't want to fuck me :'(

hyuck: *whispers* yes

jisung: not in the group chat

renjun: i'm selling bleach at 500$

jisung: no one can afford that

renjun: ask your sugar daddy.

jisung: lele i need 500$

lele: i'm in china

jisung: bye we're breaking up

lele: "still not dating-" - jisung

jisung: how dare you use my own words against me