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[9]

jeno: this feels wrong

hyuck: stop being a coward

nana: do it. i dare you

renjun: i'm giving you permission to cheat on me just for this

jeno: it's not cheating if i was never yours :)

renjun: *gay screaming*

nana: he's actually screaming what have you done jeno

hyuck: it's the fact that you're actually together right now that gets me

nana: and this is shocking to you?

jeno: it really shouldn't be

jeno: they're never *not* together

lele: gays!

jisung: the plan is in motion!

mark: aw you finish each other's sentences

lele: soulmate shit <3

jisung: i never agreed to that

lele: </3

jeno: fuck i'm really doing this-

nana: yes you are!

renjun: keep us updated mark!

jisung: mark?

mark: i'm stalking them from my window

lele: right.

nana: it sounds creepy when you put it that way.

mark: good.

mark: jeno just walked up to seoyeon

nana: oh shit

renjun: does he have his phone on him?

mark: no

mark: she's yelling now

jisung: open your window! what is she saying?

mark: "i'm not your girlfriend anymore i can kiss whoever i want" - seoyeon

mark: "you're standing on my front lawn making out with your boyfriend" - jeno

mark: "what? are you jealous?" - seoyeon

mark: "no. i do feel bad for your boyfriend tho" - jeno

hyuck: is she not embarrassed with herself?

renjun: i don't think i can read that without dying of secondhand embarrassment. straight people are so fucking weird

jisung: agreed

lele: agreed (2)

nana: agreed (3)

hyuck: agreed (4)

mark: agreed (5)

hyuck: did you just call yourself weird?

mark: no.

nana: oh he's real bold your honour

renjun: shut up

hyuck: what-

renjun: update us mark

mark: jeno just took seoyeon by the arm and physically dragged her away. he's really strong. that's kinda hot

lele: mark that's Really Fucking Gay

mark: i'm not blind

mark: besides someone had to say it