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mark has created a group chat!

mark has added nana, renjun, jeno, lele, and jisung!

mark: "as your best and only friends we get a say in who you date" - na jaemin

nana: that's me!

renjun: we know

jisung: why isn't hyuck here?

lele: oh?

jeno: OH?

mark: yeah.

jeno: you're ready?

mark: i think

nana: FUCK YEAH

mark: wait you know-

nana: of course i know, i'm a psychic

jisung: really? that's so cool

lele: no sungie, not really

jisung: how do you know? you're not jaemin

jeno: are you actually?

nana: that's a secret i'll never tell :*

mark: so back to my Gay Crisis

lele: AHHHHHHHHH

lele: DID YOU JUST SAY G A Y C R I S I S

lele: THAT'S MY SPECIALTY

jisung: you're gay?

renjun: see there were some times i was really sure you were *actually* straight but then you would do something Very Really Gay

mark: i'm very good at acting

nana: are you?

nana: because i knew :D

mark: yes. but we've established that you're a psychic

nana: you have a point

jeno: please explain it mark, since i already know

mark: i'm gay™

jisung: me too you're not special

mark: i want to kiss hyuck

renjun: me too you're not special

nana: pardon?

renjun: i'm gay. he's hot. do the math

lele: i'm gay. i failed math. do the math

jeno: i thought you wanted to kiss me?

renjun: well you too

jeno: thank you i feel much better now :)

mark: i want hyuck to be mine and only mine

jisung: that sounds a little creepy

lele: possessive much :/

mark: yes. but THAT'S WHAT HE DOES TO ME

jeno: let me clarify something

jeno: this is why he threw his phone across the room and broke it

mark: yes.

nana: that's a bit dramatic

mark: i'm gay. of course i'm dramatic

mark: wow i've always wanted to say that-

renjun: so why haven't you?

mark: i was scared that if hyuck knew i was gay he would realise that i'm in love with him and that would be very embarrassing for me haha