"Careful, there. It's a limited edition." I say to the guard messing with my watch. "Hey, uh, Ponytail Express. What's the mileage count between Tennessee and Miami?""832 miles."
"Very nice." I nod.
"I'm good like that. Can you, uh, stop that?" He says referring to the beeping watch.
"Break it, you bought it." I say.
The guard breaks it, "I think I bought it."
"Okay, that wasn't mine to give away. That belongs to my friend's sister. And that's why I'm gonna kill you first." I nod.
"What are you gonna do to me?"
"You'll see." I narrow my eyes.
"You're zip-tied to a bed. Now I...could do whatever I want." He comes up to me, his hands running down my sides.
"I don't swing that way no more, buddy." I hiss.
"I don't care." He leans closer to me, I gag at the smell of his cheap cologne.
"Dude back off." The other guard pushes him back.
"Trust me, you're gonna be in a puddle of blood on the ground in five, four, three..." I hold my hands out for my suit but nothing happens. "Come on! Two..."
"How did we get this shift?"
"All right, I'm gonna give you a chance to escape. Put down your weapons. Tie yourselves to those chairs. I'll let you live. In five, four, bang!" I hold my hands out again.
"Wow. That was..."
"You should be gone by now. You should've already been gone." I nod.
"I am just beyond terrified."
"Here it comes. Three, four..." I hold my arms out again.
"Shut up."
"Five, four, three, two, one!" Suddenly my suit flies in and onto my left arm. "Told you. Where's the rest?" I blast one of the men and pull off the zip ties. The guy with the pony tail comes over to me, I grab his arms to stop him from hitting me as my right boot latches onto me. I kick his stomach, making him fall back.
"Where's the rest?" I ask again.I grab the gun on the floor and look up to see more guards coming, I blast towards their direction, making them scream. Suddenly my boot goes off and makes me fly, I spin as I shoot. I stop spinning and shoot towards their direction, landing at the corner to take cover. I shoot until my gun goes out, still blasting towards them.
I blast up and backflip onto the upper level, punching and blasting the guards above. I grab a gun and point it down to the last guard,
"Honestly, I hate working here. They are so weird." He drops his gun.I wave at him and walk out, my suit slowly forming around me. "Ah! Better late than never." As I get outside the rest comes on, I catch the face plate. "Not this time. Not the face. Phew! It's good to be back. Hello, by the way."
"Oh, hello, ma'am." Jarvis says.
I look up to see Rhodey taking off. "What the hell." I try to run and fly up, "Ah! Let's go!" The Thrusters misfire and I don't fly. "Aw, crap."
I slowly make my way down the stairs, answering a call, "Y/N?"
"Rhodey, tell me that was you in the suit." I say.
"No. You got yours'?"
"Uh... Mmm. Kind of. Main house, as fast as you can. There's somebody I'd like you to meet." I say, arriving to the house.
I walk in with a ping pong paddle and a battery hooked up to my suit. "What's this? I had winners." As they try to shoot at me, Rhodey busts in and shoots the guards.
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Iron Woman - (Fem Iron man X Pepper)
FanfictionWhat if Iron man was actually....Iron Woman. Y/N Stark had grown up in a strict household, it was never easy being the daughter of Howard Stark. You constantly searched for his approval, Just wanting to be loved. But everything you hoped for...was...