I stare down at the file as I drive, I throw it down in frustration. "Happy, Happy, Happy-" I look down to see three letters: MIA. I flip the paper to see: AIM. I sigh and type in Rhodeys number."Hello?"
"You ever have a chick straddling you and you look up and suddenly she's glowing from the inside out, kind of a bright orange?" I ask.
"Yeah, I've had that. Who is this?"
"It's me, pal. Now, last time I went missing, if I remember correctly, you came looking for me. What are you doing?" I ask.
"A little knock-and-talk, making friends in Pakistan. What are you doing?"
"Your redesign, your big rebrand, that was AIM, right?" I ask.
"Yeah."
"I'm gonna find a heavy-duty comm sat right now, I need your login." I throw the paper.
"It's the same as it's always been, WarMachine68."
"And password, please." I say.
"Well, look, I gotta change it every time you hack in, Y/N."
"It's not the '80s, nobody says hack anymore. Give me your login." I sigh.
"WAR MACHINE ROX" with an X, all caps."
"That is so much better than lron Patriot." I laugh and hang up, turning back to a pageant with news vans.
I put on a hat and pretend to blend in with the crew, finding a van and sneaking inside. I hook up some wires and type into the laptop, seeing the levels were low. "That ain't gonna cut it."
"We talked about this. Excuse me, ma'am. I don't know who..."I turn to see a cameraman.
"Shh." I shush him.
"Mom, I need to call you back. Something magical is happening." He ends his call. "Y/N Stark is in my van."
"Shh. Keep it down." I try to shush him.
"Y/N Stark is in my van!"
"No, she's not." I shake my head.
"I knew you were still alive!"
"Come on in. Close the door." I whisper. The cameraman gets in the van and closes the door. "Shh..."
"Oh, wow. Can I just say, ma'am..."
"Yep." I nod.
"I am your biggest fan."
"Okay. First, is this your van? Is anyone else gonna come in?" I ask.
"No, no, no. Just us."
"Great. What's your name?" I ask him.
"Gary"
"Gary?" I stand and shake his hand.
"Oh, wow."
"Right there is fine." I nod.
"Okay."
"Okay? I get a lot of this, it's okay." I smile.
"Oh, good. Can I just say?"
"What do you want?" I ask.
"Yeah. I don't know if you can tell, but I have, like, patterned my whole look after you. My shirt isn't right...I made-"
"It's fine." I nod, looking him up and down to see he's wearing something similar to what I always wear. Except for black leggings or jeans he's wearing black pants...but he's wearing converse like me....weird.
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Iron Woman - (Fem Iron man X Pepper)
FanfictionWhat if Iron man was actually....Iron Woman. Y/N Stark had grown up in a strict household, it was never easy being the daughter of Howard Stark. You constantly searched for his approval, Just wanting to be loved. But everything you hoped for...was...