Sofia's Adventure Journal AU (Sofia the First's Pov)

Cynism At Large

"Eurgh, I can't do this all night really," says Sam. "Oracle can I order an unbuilt sushi roll no extra seasoning with lots of wet small crumbs of rice and tuna lots of tuna."

"Order delivered," Oracle responds. "What is it for?"

"My kitty friend," said Sam. She had to admit even though it was strange she was finding the cat's infatuation with her quite cute.

"There you go Kitty," said Sam. "Enjoy."

Sam having already changed into her pajamas. She lay down on her pillow and when the cat finished her meal she had been given and licked herself clean she curled up next to the spy agent leader of the Totally Spies.

Dawn and thin sunlight rays slowly stretched across the room as the hours ticked momentarily away. The clock read 6:00 and the alarm blared. Sam was up the cat still asleep she changed into her green catsuit spy suit and whispered, "Clover let's get some training in now." says Sam.

"Morning already?" asked Clover. The Kitty cat was asleep on the bed. Sam was on the salmon ladder in no time giving her arms a good old worthwhile work out. She flipped off when the stopwatch on the compowder x gadget said 100 complete in 30 minutes."

Sam landed on her feet when she did the backflip.

"Your turn," sighs Sam. She sprayed it with disinfectant to prevent germs from spreading to the house and possibly to the animals there as well.

Clover changed into her red catsuit spy suit with her attached red gloves and climbed up the Salmon ladder. Meanwhile Sam layout a yoga matt on the floor at the foot of her bed. She stretched out. She massaged her legs and her neck and face as best as she could. Clover completed a 100 too on the salmon ladder and told Sam. "Lay on your stomach I will massage the rest, friend."

Sam reluctantly did. She didn't like this position very much because it was risky to get tickled by her friends in her back. But she closed her eyes and relaxed as her friend started massaging her around the back of her neck under her hair.

Cynica asked Alexa again in the other room. "Why did it say Samantha K. S. Simpson."

"Hmmm, Sam told me it was the middle name her father started giving her." says Alex. "One her great grandmother, her mother's mother, was adopted in Amazonian Culture. It was on a sightseeing trip with a small Irish community. The only people in the woods mostly were warrior women there who had a deep detaste and detest and despised most men because of how badly women were treated But one day she got curious about the other side and Nebula, one of the rescued handmaiden's of the Leader Ariel's great great granddaughter of their race who was named Diana, admitted that sometime ago she had once had faith in some men and that she too had actually been adopted into the warrior race of women.

In a time of major inequality and major intolerance and gender generalizations and stereotypical references.

"Nebula's father had been the crippled boy bewitched by the Pied Piper of Old a wicked man. She was the daughter of the man who never disappeared off down the river and into the hills.

"I'd do anything to repay his harsh reality because of him I had no playmates not a single one and I witnessed couple after couple in Hamelin breaking apart from each other the mayor and the corrupt council of the town who had caused this burnt all they ever had disappeared in annoyance, disgrace, distraught and dishonor.

"I will never trust mankind again," sighs Nebula her eyes narrowed at the burning barn in the distance that was set on fire by the eldest daughter of the mayor of Hamelin.

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Rendition of Burn the Barn by Big Country Bluegrass