✨ Saiouma Oneshots ✨

Through Layers Of Deceit

Let's make a sweet one, since all my others have been very- something else. :)

Also, let's start of.. differently...

Kaedes POV

"Hello? Earth To Kokichi!" I whacked him round the head Making him jump "Wah! Kaede! What the hell?!" He grabbed me by the collar angrily "Woah! Calm down! I just came to ask you something!" I pulled his hands off my clothes and rubbed the back of my neck. "...What?"

I smiled "A little birdie told me you have a thing for my best friend, is that right?" Smugly I asked. "Exuse me?" I face palmed "Rantaro told me that you have a crush on Shuichi, is that right?" He started to talk but stopped immediately and froze there. "Uh... Kokichi?" I poked his face and his pale skin had left a mark where I pressed lightly making me a little concerned on why that left a mark...

He smiled "That's Absurd! You know Shuichi reads me and my lies as easily as a children's book! That's no fun!" That was obviously true..but also such a lie. "I think that was the most obvious lie you've ever told in your life Kokichi." I put my hand on his shoulder Comfortingly "Listen...I'm always happy to help you... especially when it's something like this."

"Kaede, stop gettin' so sappy." Rantaro walked in a gave Kokichi a little smile, to which he smiled back. "Look, Kokichi. What she's trying to say to you is that you're not the same anymore, you're too bottled up." I nodded at Rantaros statement. "Pretty much!" It was silent for a moment then Kokichi started laughing "Ahahaha! Since when were you two my doctors?!" Rantaro whacked him Round the head a little "Ouch!"

Finally we got Kokichis full attention, "Ok, we just need you to go and tell him how you feel alright?" I said bluntly. "Kaede.. you're really not a match maker are you?" I sighed "No..."
Rantaro laughed "Exactly!" My head shot up and I quickly gasped "Rantaro! Maybe you're the ultimate matchmaker!" I heard both Kokichi and Rantaro laughing at me.

"T-that'll do to make someone break their back!" Both of them were in tears laughing at me. I crossed my arms "Well exuseeeee me." Rantaro hugged me and patted me on the back "It's alright Kaede, we all make mistakes." I sighed "You know what..whatever." I don't care if they laugh at me, I'm trying to be nice but oh well.

I lit up as an idea struck me, "Kokichi, I want you to say anything at all to Shuichi without backing down." I crossed my arms smugly. "Pfft, easy, but what's in it for me?" He replied leaning back in his chair, I winked at Rantaro and he got the hint. "If you don't chicken out, we'll get you two out for dinner TONIGHT, and you won't be laughed at for being such A Ultimate Wimp." He stood up immediately.

"Where is he?" Rantaro smirked "His room, Obviously." Kokichi swiftly left the room and hurried down the many halls and towards the exit where the dormitory was. The door was pushed open and we followed closely behind him into the dormitory where Kokichi had just stopped in place Infront of Shuichis door.

Of course we didn't give him anything to say, and it'd be awkward if he just knocked on the door to say a simple 'Hello', so we had no idea what he'd say. He lifted his finger to the bell and hovered slightly Infront of it, he glared at both me and Rantaro who were both a little shocked he had something to say. Rantaro quickly added "If you mention anything about us, call the deal off and you a Wimp!"

Kokichi hesitated but then pressed lightly on the bell causing the 'bzzt' to be quietly heard from the outside. A few seconds had passed and the door had opened, though, it wasn't Shuichi who had answered. "Oh, It's you." It was Maki. me and Rantaro quickly looked at eachother thinking of what to do. Rantaro and I quickly jumped out of place and butted into the convocation.

"Good evening Maki!" I quickly laughed trying not to panic. Rantaro noticed and wrapped his arm around me with a smile "Why are you here Maki?" Rantaro asked politely. "I was just here for a conversation, I was just leaving.." she pushed passed us bumping into Kokichi forcefully out of spite. "Ouch.-" Kokichi growled at her action but went back to the task at hand.