The F word

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All of Miss Jones students: *singing*
Miss Jones: *walks into the room* Okay children let's be quiet we have a lot to learn today.
Zander: We sure do Miss Jones.
Miss Jones: Okay children let's start the day with a few math problems, what is 5 - 2=?
Miss Jones: Come on children don't be shy.
Miss Jones: Just give it your best shot.
Miss Jones: Yes Light?
Light: 12?
Miss Jones: Now let's get an answer from someone whose not a complete retard
Miss Jones: Anyone? Come on don't be shy
Elliot: I think I know the answer Miss Jones.
Erica: *mocking Elliot*
Elliot: SHUT UP BADGIRL!!!
Erica: HEY DON'T CALL ME BADGIRL YOU FUCKING JEW!!!!
Miss Jones: Erica did you just say the F word!?
Erica: Jew?
Elliot: NO SHE'S TALKING ABOUT FUCK YOU CAN'T SAY FUCK IN SCHOOL YOU FUCKING BADASS!!!!
Miss Jones: ELLIOT!
Sean: Why the fuck not?
Miss Jones: SEAN!
Hailey: Dude you just said fuck again.
Miss Jones: Hailey 😅
Me/Adri: ooooh
Miss Jones: ADRI!
Sean and Erica: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!
Miss Jones: How would you like to see the school counselor?
Sean and Erica: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK OUR BALLS!!!!!!!!!!
The whole class except for Sean and Erica: 😨
Miss Jones: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Sean and Erica: I'm sorry, I'm sorry what we meant to say is. *grabs a megaphone* HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK OUR BALLS MISS JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elliot: Oh shit dude.

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