Adri: Right now you down and out, and feeling really crappy
Sean: I'll say
Adri: And when I see how sad you are, it sorta makes me..
🌟HAPPY~!🌟
Sean: HAPPY!?
Adri: Sorry Seany, human nature, nothing I can do
That's Schadenfreude!
Make'in me feel glad that
I'm not you
Sean: Well that's not very nice Adri!
Adri: I didn't say it was nice, but everybody does it!
Did ya clap when a waitress falls, and drops a tray of glasses!
Sean: Yeah
Adri: And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters,
Falling on their asses!
Sean: Sure!
Adri: And don't ya feel all warm and cozy,
Watching people out in the rain!
Sean: You bet!
Adri: That's Schadenfreude!
People taking pleasure in your pain
Sean: Huh Shah-den-freu-duh
Wha-wha what's that some kind of bad German people word?
Adri: Yup its German for happiness at the misfortune of others!
Sean: Happiness at the misfortune of others... that is German!
Watching a vegetarian, being told she just ate chicken!
Adri: Or watching a frat boy realize,
Just what he put his dick in!
Sean: Or being on the elevator when somebody shouts "HOLD THE DOOR"
Sean and Adri: Ha! No!
That's Schadenfreude!
Fuck you lady
That's what stairs are for!
Sean: Ooh how 'bout
Straight A students getting B's
Adri: Exes getting STD'S!
Sean: Waking doormen from their naps!
Adri: Watching tourists reading maps!
Sean: Football players getting tackled!
Adri: CEOs getting shackled!
Sean: Watching actors never reach
Sean and Adri: The ending of their oscar speech!
SCHADENFREUDE,
SCHADENFREUDE,
SCHADENFREUDE,
SCHADENFREUDE
Adri: The world needs
People like you and me,
Who've been knocked
Around by fate!
Cause when people see us,
They don't want to be us,
And that makes them feel great!
Sean: Sure! We provide a
Vital service, to society!
Sean and Adri: You and me,
Schadenfreude!
Making the world a better place
Making the world a better place
Making the world a better place
To be!!!
Adri: S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!!!!!!!!
