(This is the Fandoniam High School AU which means Fandom High School so expect other fandoms and my OCS)
Ishimaru: So I've been hall monitor for 3 years now
Erica: *running to steal something*
Ishimaru: Stop running you little asshole!
Principal Rosy!
I'm gonna need backup!
DREW AND JAKE ARE FUCKING EACH OTHER!
Well yeah I got promoted to the detention manager
Denki: *screwing around*
Ishimaru: GET YOUR WORK DONE! THIS IS DETENTION NOT THE TRAILER YOU COME HOME TO!
*to Yuki* You look like a goddamn troll
Every day at 2:00 PM I get drier than the Mojave
*shows the teacher Iroha's drawing* You see this? Little asshole didn't even try
*Ishimaru facepalming at Mina* Oh my God you just shit yourself
*yells at Samantha and Jackson talking* No talking this is a place of silence!
Yoruko: *doesn't do her work*
Ishimaru: Well why don't you get your work done before you get pregnant!?
3 months ago my boyfriend went out for a beer
But that beer was all the way in Tennessee
And had much bigger tits
Tenya: Language!
Ishimaru: You know Ms. Jones the new history teacher?
Lesbian
Well maybe Shuichi you wouldn't be in detention if you stopped playing with the other boys assholes
Mikan you want to become what?
A doctor?
I wanted to become a ballerina but look how I turned out HIV positive
Bakugou: *throws something at Taka*
Ishimaru: You hurt my left tit Katsuki!
You just got yourself another hour!
*takes the note from Kuroo* Passing notes you little asshole?
Oh that's very clever
Who drew this?
Hailey: *laughing*
Ishimaru: Oh don't laugh Hailey this is a good day for me
Hajime Makunouchi: *smoking*
Ishimaru: BUSTED SHITHEAD!
*drags Hajime*
Thought you could smoke the marijuana?
You just got yourself 3 weeks of detention young man!
Principal Rosy!
Celeste is on fire and I don't think she's gonna make it this time
Hey Natsuki you know what happens to little girls who wear shorts that short?
A white van picks them up and they get all their holes resized
Not you Erica you're never getting molested
SON OF A BITCH!
Leon: *shows Sayaka a picture* I don't know who keeps drawing these but if I had those tits I'd still have a boyfriend
Nikei: *drags Samantha*
Samantha: Alright I'm coming goddamn it!
Now what did you bring me all the way here for?
Nikei: I'm gay
Samantha: You're gay?
Well what a surprise
Nobody else knows about this?
Kiyotaka and Principal Rosy!
I got terrible news
You know Nikei the Junior?
Gay.
Told me this afternoon
Ishimaru: We're not doing anything about it
Samantha: The hell you mean you're not gonna do anything about it?
He's probably out there getting his hole stretched out of the size of a blender
He tells me my goddamn cookies taste like shit
But then likes the taste of cock
That fags got another thing coming to him!
(She also says this while the loudspeaker is on)
Yuki: OH god...
Hailey: OH SHIT! HE'S GETTING TRASH TALKED!
Nikei: THAT BITCH! *is gonna kill Samantha but is held back by someone*
Teruya: Baby let's not kill anyone 😅 *holds Nikei back*
Monika: Damn
Bokuto: She's so getting murdered....
Ishimaru: Not sure why this picture of Kiibo is still hanging up...
He's probably dead now
*to all of the THH cast* All of you assholes are gonna go nowhere in life
Rantaro: Yeah Taka I do a lot of drugs 😅
Ishimaru: This is my letter of resignation
You could roll it up into a tight little wad
And shove it up your dick!
Rosy you want this opened or closed?
