Nikei and Yuki as parents

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Nikei: You see that's what makes us a great team, we each have our own strengths now, who are amazing parents?
Yuki: We are
Nikei: I can't hear you~
Yuki: We are!
Nikei: Don't you forget it
Both: *accidentally locks their child in the car*
Yuki: DID WE JUST LOCK OUR BABY IN THE CAR!?
Nikei: DID YOU PUT THE KEYS IN THE BAG?
Yuki: I PUT THE KEYS IN THE BAG!
Nikei: OH YUKI, I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT THE KEYS IN THE BAG!
*tries to open the door*
Yuki: COME ON, DON'T FREAK OUT!!
Nikei: AKARI, IT'S OKAY!!!!
Yuki: ABCED-
Nikei: WHAT ARE YOU SINGING TO HER!?
PEOPLE GET ARRESTED FOR THIS, YUKI!!!!!
*gets a sledgehammer* I'M BREAKING THE WINDOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: Emergency assistance, how can I help you?
Yuki: WE LOCKED OUR BABY IN THE CAR AND PEOPLE ARE JUDGING US!!!!!
Nikei: I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA BREAK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuki: DON'T BREAK THE WINDOW, YOU'LL GET GLASS ON HER!!!!!
Sora: Sir, calm down your wife.
Yuki: That's a man-
Sora: Oh-
Nikei: DON'T WORRY AKARI, DADDYS COMING FOR YOU!!!!!!
Sora: Sir, check the signal the door should be on.
Yuki: CHECK THE DOOR, CHECK THE DOOR!!!!!
Nikei: IT'S NOT UNLOCKED!!!! *opens the door and gets Akari out safely*
OH-
THAT IS AMAZING-
HOW DID THEY DO THAT!?
Yuki: I don't know it's just- we got it, thank you
Nikei: DID IT COME FROM SPACE!?
Akari: *internally* WHAT THE FUCK!?

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