{ Chapter 1}
Hibiki: *gasps* maybe after the trial we could, we could prank everyone!
Jake: OH MY GOD GIRL! YES I'M IN!
: *silence*
Tenya: You know what, screw it, I'm in
Yuri and Izuku: *poofs*
Yuri: бпядь!
Yuri: *Russian noises*
Jake: What the fuck are you saying?
Izuku: What he's saying is fuckShinji: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sean: SHINJI ARE YOU SERIOUS!? WE'RE INFRONT OF IZUKU'S CORPSE!
Shinji: *stops laughing*Shinji: OH MY GOSH!
Kanade: Gee get your head out of the gutter
Shinji: SHUT UP KANADE!
Erica: Let's just hope you're not a slut
Sean: Really Erica? We're calling people sluts now?
Erica: Well I mean unless you want me to call her pole dancing whore 2
Yoruko: For the last time I don't pole dance!
Erica: Alright prostitute
Yoruko: I'M A HOSTESS!
Erica: Alright HOEYoruko: I don't even remember a lot, all I know is that I had to bring people to their rooms because they were drunk-
Erica: Someone who is completely sober and not remembering the party much but the drunk people remember everything is the definition of Yoruko Kabuya being a whore
Yoruko: 😡
Erica: Specifically a dumbass whore
Sean: ...
Why didn't I vore you right when you were born?
Erica: Because my fat ass was too big for your tiny mouth
Sean: ERICA! THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING! I AM REVOLTED!
Erica: Alright David Guetta
Sean: Do I look like a [CENSORED]?
Erica: I mean you do have the IQ of a conservative
Sean: Oh so I'm smart?
Erica: You're as smart as a mentally sexual bitch
Sean: ...
Shinji: ...
I feel like I'm being attacked-
Erica: Good C A U S E Y O U A R EYuri: So Tenya is over here like "A little bit of alcohol is good for your health" yet he drinks 3,000,000 gallons of alcohol
Tenya: If I drank 3,000,000 gallons I'd be dead!
Yuri: Which death will be falling upon you soon. Anyways-
Tenya: WAIT HOLD UP-Sean: Say it no more cause yall are fucking psychos!
Yuri: Well he probably did it
Sean: BITCH I DON'T WANT TO HEAR SHIT FROM A BITCH NAMED YURI OKAY SHUT UP YOU DUMB FUCK!
Yuri: Excuse me for existing then...