(Note: Everyone is over 18, and this is an au) (Also warning: dirty talk. Lots and lots of dirty talk.) Everyone: *chilling* Yul: Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice Aiden: Thanks I hate it Kai: *clearing his voice but moans in the process* Great! Will you be needing anything else today? James: Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice Hunter: You're a nasty little bitch aren't you? *grabs Aiden's shirt and pulls them close* Trying to return these shoes after 30 days
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Yul and Aiden: Is having a penis fun? Oliver: It has its ups and downs Kai: Sometimes it's a little hard James: It's a pain in the ass Hunter: Oh Jesus fuck guys come on
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Oliver: I prefer hanging out with guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves Hunter: I got a medium dick Everyone except Hunter: 😳 Hunter: It can talk to ghosts Yul: I NEARLY SPAT OUT MY TEA-
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Oliver: My dick has a lot in common with the sun Kai: Nobody likes looking directly at it? Yul: It gives people cancer? Oliver: WOAH WOAH WOAH James: It rises at the crack of dawn? It disappears at night? Aiden: Direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn? Yul: It needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me? Hunter: 😏 Oliver: Hunter no- Hunter: Nobody will ever touch it?
