It's big fun, isn't it?

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Students: Na na na na na na na na
Shuichi: Dad says act our age
You heard the man it's time to rage
Students: Blast the bass
Turn out the light
Ain't nobody home tonight
Hailey: Drink, smoke, it's all cool
Jackson and Samantha: Let's get na*** in our pool
Students: Punch the wall and start a fight
Ain't nobody home tonight
Shuichi: Their folks got a water bed
Come upstairs and rest your head
Hailey: Let's rub each other's backs
Adri: OH HELL NO
Hailey: While watching po** on Cinemax
Students: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The folks are gone
It's time for big fun
Big fun!
We're up til dawn
Having some big fun
Big fun!
When mom and dad forget
To lock the liquor cabinet
Adri: Gimme some of that
Khloe: *drags Adri away* Nope
Students: It's big fun
Big fun!
Big fun!
Woo!
Kaito: Okay, okay, okay
So it's salt, and then lime, and then shot
Sean: No, it's salt, then sho-
Erica: You're doing it wrong!
Kaito: Wait, really?
Cause I feel great!
Shuichi: Kaito, you are looking good tonight!
Kaito: Woah
A hot guy smiled at me
Without a trace of mockery
Students: Everyone's high as a kite
Ain't nobody home tonight
Kaito: Stoned, zoned, I should quit
Hey, is that weed?
I want a hit!
Students: Fill that joint and roll it tight
Ain't nobody home tonight
Kaito: Dreams are coming true
When people laugh
But not at you
I'm not alone
I'm not afraid
I feel like Bono at Live Aid
Students: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The house is ours
It's time for big fun
Big fun!
Let's use their showers
That sounds like big fun
Big fun!
Crack open one more case
Kaito: I think that's what they call third base
Students: Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Kaito: That actually looks like
Students: Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Woo!
Hailey: Alright people, listen up!
What is Harmony gonna do to the Psychos at the competition?
Tenya: Gonna make 'em go
Wee!
Wee!
Wee!
Wee!
Students: Big fun! Big fun!
Leon: Way to show maturity
Students: Big fun! Big fun!
Leon: Quit it, jack ass
Get off of me!
Students: Big fun! Big fun!
Kaito: Yo, Hailey, emergency
Even though Hailey becomes a total bitch in Never shut up again she's mostly a bitch here
Kaito: I just saw some freshman sneaking over the pool fence
Hailey: I hate freshman!
Where are you little pricks?
I'm coming for you!
Kaito: Hey, are you okay?
Leon: I didn't need your help 🖕🏻
Kaito: Awwww! Thanks, Leon,
But I don't really have to
Vomit right now
Hahaha
Adri: This bitch did not-
Students: The party's hot, hot, hot!
It's time for big fun
Big fun!
Shuichi: You need a jello shot
Students: We're having big fun
Big fun!
Maki: Yasuhiro Weed Boy in the flesh,
Milly: Here comes the cootie squad!
Sean: We should-
Erica: SHUT UP, SEAN!
Sean: Sorry, Erica
Ibuki: Look who's with him
Oh my God!
Maki, Milly, Sean, Erica, and Ibuki: DANG-DANG-DIGGETY-DANG-A-DANG
DANG-DANG-DIGGETY-DANG-A-DANG
Kaito: I can't believe you actually came
Yasuhiro: It's exciting, right?
Oh, I wanna say hello to Shuichi
I brought sparkling cider!
Maki: Showing up here took some guts
Time to rip 'em out
Sean: Well who's this pig remind you of?
Erica: Especially the snout!
Ibuki and Milly: Ha!
Maki, Milly, Sean, Erica, and Ibuki: DANG-DANG-DIGGETY-DANG-A-DANG
DANG-DANG-DIGGETY-DANG-A-DANG
Hailey: Where the hell are those freshman?
Yasuhiro: Hi, Shuichi uh, I wasn't gonna come
But since you took the time to write that sweet note-
Hailey: What note?
Why do you gotta be so weird all the time?
People wouldn't hate you so much
If you acted normal
*spits out sparkling cider*
There's no alcohol in here!
Are you trying to poison us?
*throws glass at Hiro*
Shuichi: Damn that was harsh!
Maki, Milly, Sean, Erica, and Ibuki: DANG-DANG-DIGGETY-DANG-A-DANG
DANG-DANG-DIGGETY-DANG-A-DANG
DANG-DANG-DIGGETY-DANG-A-DANG
DIGGETY-DANG-A-DANG
Students: The folks are gone
It's time for big fun
Big fun!
We're up til dawn
Having some big fun
Big fun!
So let the speakers blow
They'll buy another stereo
Our folks got no clue
'Bout all the shit their children do
Why are they surprised whenever we're unsupervised?
It's big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Woo!
Hahaha!

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