Go ALL OUT | K/DA x Male Reader

Entry #7

(Name) POV

First week working for K/DA.

Aside from being either annoyed by Ahri or decimated by Kai'sa in DDR, pretty solid, not gonna lie.

I actually, as they said, got paid to sit around.

I haven't actually got paid yet, but I could tell the paycheck eventually was going to make me shed tears.

Speaking of paycheck, today would be the first time I'm actually doing any work.

Today, they have a concert, and a LOT of people are going to be there.

Fortunately for myself, I will be nowhere near them.

Being a bodyguard has its perks, because I get to sit in the cool, air conditioned backstage area.

At least that's what Evelynn told me, though knowing her, I wouldn't be surprised if she removed the AC just to spite me.

Moving on, I was now on my way to meet my boss...bosses? Whatever.

I bursted into their home, or should I say 50 million acre mansion (from my POV) like I lived there.

Having a key definitely had its advantages, one being I could just basically kick the door down and scare the shit out of them.

Most definitely have not done that and would never do that. That would be rude.

"Yo, Ahri, I'm here." I called out, my voice echoing off of the walls.

I didn't get a response and raised a brow. Basically having the layout of the house memorized, I ventured deeper, getting a foreboding feeling that I should not be doing this.

Let me try again.

"Excuse me, I'm outside of...who's room is this?"

The door suddenly opened and revealed one of the two members that he talked to the least.

Without thinking, I said the first thing that came to mind. "You look like hell itself."

The ninja in front of me just glared harshly and tried to fix her extremely messy hair. "I just woke up, fuck off. Kindly, of course."

"I can tell, you're kind of not wearing anything below the waist."

"That bother you?"

"Not in the slightest, you see, I'm a heterosexual male."

"And I am a mostly heterosexual female."

"Mostly?"

"Not at all if you ask our fans."

"Ah, valid."

We both just chuckled softly, amused by one another's antics.

It then got silent before I coughed and cleared my throat. "You wanna put some pants on?"

"If it starts more conversations like this, probably not."

"As expected, anyway, where's Ahri's room?" I asked, deciding to stop messing around, and after getting directions, I said goodbye and left Akali to her own devices.

Who would've known that not wearing pants could start that?

I knew it could start a lot of incredibly different situations, but that one was not what I was expected.

Maybe another time.

I knocked on Ahri's door, clearing my throat. "Look Audi, you have enhanced hearing, I know you've been hearing me. I need to know the plan for the concert later."