it is a lovely day in the night kingdom and you, shadowhunter, are a TERRIBLE little gremlin child. darkstalker is such a dad, i love him so much lmao
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He hesitates. "How has Permafrost been?"
"Well, Dad, we've actually been drinking alcohol and doing drugs and going to lots of wild parties, and yesterday I decided I'm gonna drop out of school and elope with her, and live in the Ice Kingdom and maybe adopt a child—I don't know, we're still figuring it out."
"You—you what?!" he splutters. "Excuse me?!"
"Dad, I'm joking. That was very funny."
"Ha. Giving your dad a heart attack. Absolutely priceless," he mutters.
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Moonbeam: A Timeline series companion
RandomExtra, extra, read all about it! If you like the Timeline series, and are looking for some extra content/maaaaybe some influence on what new ridiculous clothing item Way purchases this is the book for you.
