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Kokichi runs out of Panta and almost fucking dies
-Begin-
Kokichi made his way over the fridge, getting ready to drink his bottle of purple Panta with lunch. Saihara left not to long ago to get something, he honestly wasn't paying attention. Not his fault the detective was boring.
He was ready to grab the bottle, when all he felt was empty space. He looked into the ice box, only seeing some other bullshit.
WHERE THE FUCK WAS HIS DRINK?
He could've SWORN he left some in there...
If that fucking whore Junko took it... He would start that fucking killing game all over again.
He pulled his phone out of his pocket, texting his roommate.
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GrapeBitch:
WHOREEEE
Detective:
WHAT.
GrapeBitch:
IM OUT OF GRAPE PANTA!!!!
CAN YOU GET ME SOME MOREEEE
Detective:
I literally told you that's what i was leaving to get.
GrapeBitch:
Whoops.
Thanks Bitch!
Detective:
Yw Shawty
GrapeBitch:
The fuck you just call me.
Detective:
Nothing.
GrapeBitch:
You better McFucking tell me McWhat the FUCK you just McSaid.
Detective:
I called you Shawtyyyy
Dumbass, Read it.
GrapeBitch:
That's McFucking right.
LISTEN TO YOUR SUPREME LEADER.
Detective:
Shut yo ugly ass up.
GrapeBitch:
Says the emo
Detective:
Well yah but your gay sooo
GrapeBitch:
You are to
Detective:
Yah exactly.
I'm fucking spooning you later,
That's what you get for calling me a whore
GrapeBitch:
Oh, Your Fucking me?~
Detective:
It thats what you want.
GrapeBitch:
Wha-
-Finish-
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